RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted March 13, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 13, 2018 Service & Quality without Compromise Hastings 14 9 07 cropped.jpg Looks like a 'photoshop' job to me... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted March 13, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 13, 2018 It'd never happen on Rmweb . . . . Oh hold on http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-43387879 It's got classic comedy moment all over it and most of the net took it as pompous Nice response to it all from Lizzie too 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold phil_sutters Posted March 13, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 13, 2018 Looks like a 'photoshop' job to me... Yes I added the captions in Photoshop. Most of my photos have captions either in the image or on a border. Apart from that and cropping the image to concentrate on the bit I was, perhaps unkindly, poking fun at, nothing has been changed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 G'Day Folks 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeremyC Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Stopped at traffic lights in Fife today; the vehicle in front of me was in the livery of a company called 'Dial a Tow' breakdown and accident recovery. It was a Smart Car! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium ColinK Posted March 14, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 14, 2018 I was driving one of our buses yesterday and noticed that although it is limited to 50 mph, the speedometer goes up to 200mph. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted March 14, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2018 I was driving one of our buses yesterday and noticed that although it is limited to 50 mph, the speedometer goes up to 200mph. Go on go on go on go on go on! You know you want to! Mike. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold phil_sutters Posted March 14, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2018 Stopped at traffic lights in Fife today; the vehicle in front of me was in the livery of a company called 'Dial a Tow' breakdown and accident recovery. It was a Smart Car! Talking of Smart cars, I saw this neat parking arrangement while sitting on a train at Guildford. I have seen a couple parked at right-angles to the kerb. Both were on fairly wide roads. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted March 14, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2018 Talking of Smart cars, I saw this neat parking arrangement while sitting on a train at Guildford. I have seen a couple parked at right-angles to the kerb. Both were on fairly wide roads. Smart parking solution Guildford 26 3 2015.jpg If they put little wheels on the spoiler they could be stood on end to save parking space. They'd be no good for me though, I'd need two, one for each foot. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted March 14, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2018 My mate's cats 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted March 14, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 14, 2018 I was driving one of our buses yesterday and noticed that although it is limited to 50 mph, the speedometer goes up to 200mph. Just watch out for the speed traps on the A65....... Cheers Mick 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold phil_sutters Posted March 14, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2018 (edited) In a square near Tower Bridge - photographed in January 2006 - I now see that they have had their verdigris scrubbed off. Edited March 14, 2018 by phil_sutters 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Been saving this for today, the Ides of March. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold phil_sutters Posted March 15, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2018 Been saving this for today, the Ides of March. Caesar.jpg You should have used a Kraft knife! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 You should have used a Kraft knife! There should also be a bottle of Brut next to the knife handle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortliner Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 G'Day Folks I'm not sure, but 'Toasted' Pasta, that's a new one, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Hi All, I spotted this in W. H. Smiths in Reading - I don’t know if this is funny but it’s a bit scary... Is murder a leisure / pastime activity now? Yikes! All the best, Castle 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 NOTIFICATION OF COMPULSORY ENLISTMENT Under the Emergency Powers Act (1939) as amended by the Defence Act (1979) , you are hereby notified that you are required to place yourself on standby for possible compulsory military service in the British Conflict with Russia . You may shortly be ordered to depart for Russia where you will join either the 3rd Battalion of the Queens Own Suicidal Conscripts or the 2nd Foot and Mouth. The Regulars are too busy driving Green Goddesses or assisting in flood relief to be there themselves. Due to the recent rundown of the Royal Navy and the refusal of Cunard to lend us any of their liners, because of the deplorable state in which they were returned after the Falklands adventure, it will be necessary for you to make your own way to the combat zone. H.M. Government has been able to negotiate a 20% discount on one-way trips to Russia with Virgin Airlines and you are strongly advised to take advantage of this offer (Ryanair also do a nice little £39.99 one-way trip).If you are in possession of an airworthy Harrier, we'd gladly let you join us. Because of cutbacks in Government expenditure in recent years, it will be necessary for you to provide yourself with the following equipment as soon as possible: * Tins of Spam* Combat trousers (preferably khaki ? but no disco camouflage)* False moustaches* Incontinence pads* Gas mask or canary* Map of the combat zone (lonely planet guide or Moscow leisure map of Russia is suitable)* Travel Scrabble (for long hours in barracks while waiting for Theresa May to decide what to do) If you are in a position to afford it, we would like you to purchase a Tank (Vickers Defence of Banbury are currently offering all new conscripts a 0% finance deal on all X registration Chieftains, but hurry, as offer is only available whilst stocks last). We should like to reassure you that in the unlikely event of anything going wrong, you will receive a free burial in the graveyard of your choice, and your next of kin will be entitled to the new War pension of £3.75 per calendar month, index-linked but subject to means testing, and fully repayable should our side eventually lose. There may be little time for formal military training before your departure and so we advise that you should hire videos of the following films and try to pick up as many tips as you can whilst you watch these films: * The Guns of Navarone* Blazing Saddles* Kelly's Heroes* A Bridge Too Far* The Longest Day* Apocalypse Now* The Matrix* Mary Poppins Yours faithfully G Williamson Ministry of Defence 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcD Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Will my experience at the battle of Umboto Gorge help? Will the Russians be armed with sharpened Mangoes or Bananas? MArc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted March 15, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 15, 2018 May I recommend. http://www.mod-sales.com Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 The following are on standby for further orders. They can be found in the queue for the toilet. The Queen's Royal Gherkins The German Brown Pants. (They were green originally.) The Third Afrika CO-OP The S.O.S. My Son and his rowing boat if there is 'Another Dunny'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold phil_sutters Posted March 16, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 16, 2018 Watch out for cyber-attacks on your digital control units. Your coach lighting may come on in daylight and your new Andrew Barclay tanks will sound like Deltics. HSTs will crawl along while 08s will zoom round at 125mph - oh! that happens already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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