RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted November 16, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 16, 2017 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptic Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 FB_IMG_1510864399707.jpg As long as the Whisky stays in the bottle.,....I'll be ok... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shortliner Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 12717637_566571083500746_5624041921019176469_n This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd, (Ain’t she adorable) I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 57 years old, an attractive and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a clean house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortliner Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd, (Ain’t she adorable) I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 57 years old, an attractive and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a clean house. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 She is 57 years old, an attractive and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a clean house. What use is that if she's allergic to dogs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Can I have her - 8 weeks & already trained to sit nicely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BG John Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 parcelona.jpg Maybe a 2017 joke would work better. They're used to much faster deliveries than that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Can I have her - 8 weeks & already trained to sit nicely Obviously in "looking for a new home" mode. Wait until she settles in! My very timid 4 year old, who would sit quietly behind me when I went to the front door, turned into a noisy demented loony once she'd persuaded me she was staying forever . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted November 17, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) WHOOPS . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAGa2J57CZc Edited November 17, 2017 by Sidecar Racer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptic Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 WHOOPS . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAGa2J57CZc Nice one. A simple solution, which would've put paid to many a Terminator. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcy Mane Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) All over the the news at the moment. Wonder How long it took the F18 jock to pull that one off? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629 P Edited November 17, 2017 by Porcy Mane Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 All over the the news at the moment. "The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable," a statement from the Navy air station said. "The actions of this aircrew were wholly unacceptable and antithetical to Navy core values. We have grounded the aircrew and are conducting a thorough investigation - and we will hold those responsible accountable for their actions," Hubbell added. "The Navy apologizes for this irresponsible and immature act." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcD Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Now let us see how many knob jokes we can all come up with! Its time to stand up and be counted! Marc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcy Mane Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 After completeing the deed, I wonder if the pilots conscience was pricked? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 I don't know who this bloke is but these reviews are hilarious: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Every-Kind-People-Nick-Knowles/dp/B075VMZP7X/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1510952653&sr=1-1&keywords=nick+knowles&dpID=61OA4PXzJvL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch steve 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) WHOOPS . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAGa2J57CZc Watch this one... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-33049253/darpa-robotics-challenge-the-best-falls-and-fails Edited November 18, 2017 by Shadow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted November 18, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 18, 2017 I don't know who this bloke is but these reviews are hilarious: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Every-Kind-People-Nick-Knowles/dp/B075VMZP7X/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1510952653&sr=1-1&keywords=nick+knowles&dpID=61OA4PXzJvL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch steve He obviously can't sing, he's useless at anything in the building trade and a condescending, annoying presenter. The human version of a wasp. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcy Mane Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) He obviously can't sing, he's useless at anything in the building trade and a condescending, annoying presenter. The human version of a wasp. A warbling wasp and a cheeky chippie. Now that his TV persona has been destroyed by his attempt to cash in on the "buy any owld tat" during the run up to Christmas bandwagon; maybe you could give him a job finshing off your bathrooms? (I had to google to find out who he his from my TV free domain. Gawd it's worse than I ever imagined but the marketing boys has got me talking about it!) Andy Frazer will be turning in his grave. P "The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable," a statement from the Navy air station said. "The actions of this aircrew were wholly unacceptable and antithetical to Navy core values. We have grounded the aircrew and are conducting a thorough investigation - and we will hold those responsible accountable for their actions," Hubbell added. "The Navy apologizes for this irresponsible and immature act." Not quite sure about that. It looks like it's great practice for when he's demoted to AWACS duties. Flying in big circles and ovals all day. Anywez, mines bigger than his. P Edited November 18, 2017 by Porcy Mane Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted November 18, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 18, 2017 Now let us see how many knob jokes we can all come up with! Its time to stand up and be counted! Marc 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Knob No Joke.jpg Bigly. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebottle Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 From a review of Thatcher’s Fortunes: The Life and Times of Mark Thatcher by Mark Hollingsworth and Paul Halloran (2006) in The London Review of Books. "Everything about Mark is so rebarbative that it seems only natural that he would count Jonathan Aitken and Jeffrey Archer among his closer associates and that even those invited to his house found his rudeness to servants – and to his wife – so repellent, verging on outright cruelty, that they often took an instant and lasting dislike to him. ‘Don’t you realise who I am?’ is his customary response to not getting his own way. My heart goes out to the American waitress whom he once tried to force into serving his table first. When she resisted he exploded with ‘Look, I am Mark Thatcher,’ to which she replied: ‘I don’t care if you’re Mark Twain, you take your turn like everybody else.’ " The subject of the book and his "business dealings" in Africa and the Middle East are no smiling matter, but I'd love to give that uppity waitress a big hug and thankyou! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 ....The subject of the book and his "business dealings" in Africa..... Don't mention Equatorial Guinea, "Scratcher", or "Smelly".... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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