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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews & testing were done, there were three finalists: two men & a woman.


For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door & handed him a gun.


"We must know that you ' will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."


The man said "You cannot be serious. I could never shoot my wife ".


The agent Said," Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife & go home ".


The second man was given the same instructions. I Took the gun & went into the room. All was quiet for five minutes. The man came out with tears in His eyes, "I tried, but I cannot kill my wife."


The agent said, "You do not have what it takes, so take your wife & go home"


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to  kill her husband.


She took the gun & went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing & banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly & there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow. 


  


 


"The gun was loaded with Blanks" She Said. "I had to kill him with the chair."


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Found this picture at the back of my phone, from one of my jobs last year.

 

Who knew the orange in SPT's Orange & Black livery was produce by Lucozade? I wonder if Coca Cola did the Black then...

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Is it now time to relabel this thread "Facebook minus the relatives?

 

That's my grumpy old man post of the morning.

 

Do please keep the original content coming though.  It's still fun.

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A heartwarming Scottish story

 

 

 

 

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his

way down to the local pub.

 

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie, put your

hat and coat on, lassie."

 

She replied, "Awe Jock that's nice you are taking me tae the pub with you?"

 

"Nay," Jock replied. "I'm turning the heat off while I'm out."

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