RMweb Premium TheQ Posted February 26, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 26, 2016 What did it say before it gave up? Unintelligible, Unintelligent discussions? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mow Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 As posted by Britain's Vilest Troll on Twitter a few minutes ago. An outdoor porn scene for the railway. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231851703145 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams442T Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 That's the problem with old pouffes cluttering up the place.................. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted February 26, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 26, 2016 As posted by Britain's Vilest Troll on Twitter a few minutes ago. An outdoor porn scene for the railway. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231851703145 So much easier with a hand held camera. . So I'm told Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted February 26, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 26, 2016 The Python Corollary to Godwin's Law. As any internet discussion* grows longer, the probability of a reference to Monty Python approaches one. * topics involving cheese, Vikings, Romans, Arthurian legend, or pet birds shorten the time to reach unity by a factor proportional to the length of the existing discussion. "I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a Shaft of Gold, when all around is dark". Has to be one of the best recovery lines, ever written. Yet few people seem to know it. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted February 26, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 26, 2016 That's the problem with old pouffes cluttering up the place.................. poof.....jpg you can guarantee that the initial story was a big headline on the front page, the correction was buried some in the back, I note there is no apology! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 https://youtu.be/rVlhMGQgDkY I wondered if it was going to turn around and smack the guy with the stick. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 https://youtu.be/rVlhMGQgDkY I wondered if it was going to turn around and smack the guy with the stick. The version that followed it has (rather rude) commentary! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAkY0QbZHjI Not sure this sort of things makes me smile, or maybe I've just watched too many sci-fi films about robots taking power over humans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 robots taking power over humans. already has - think mobile phones, twitter, etc.(and for some, plastic injection moulded toys) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) already has - think mobile phones, twitter, etc.(and for some, plastic injection moulded toys) ....call centres, Google, any form of antisocial media, etc.... the list goes on..... *rolls eyes* Edited February 26, 2016 by Horsetan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Idly browsing farcefu*k earlier, I came across something an acquaintance had liked; http://travel.excite.co.uk/town-in-italy-starts-using-silent-fireworks-as-a-way-of-respecting-their-animals-N52632.html NOTE: I'm not responsible if this site causes your computer to run slowly or crash, I usually find such linked to sites on fb or fb itself, do! Anyway, the story is that an Italian town is going to start using "silent" fireworks, to help dog anxiety. Now, I am well aware that dogs in particular DO suffer from firework 'bangs' - I'm NOT laughing at that in any way, what I'm laughing at is the comments on fb by the gullible muppet wombles. I mean, come on! Silent explosions, think about it for a moment - please! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I've just come across this Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Uck I don't see why East Sussex council doesn't rename the river 'F*ck' and have done with it. Does Scunthorpe have the same problem? Jim 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted February 26, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 26, 2016 Living with crazy buttocks . . . http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35666587 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Horsetan Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 (edited) ^^^ I thought 12 hours of Labour was more to do with parliamentary party meetings. In today's Times, the diarist Patrick Kidd writes: Mankind produces a million litres of s.emen every day, Steve Jones, the geneticist, said in a talk this week. He had tossed off this statistic in his book Y: The Descent of Man, writing that it was 'the equivalent of the volume of the Thames as it passed Westminster'. For the reprint, he thought it best to check the facts with Thames Water. 'I've had complaints about the quality of our water,' the chief executive wrote back, 'but never this.' It turned out Jones had over-estimated. Mind you, that was before Boris Johnson returned to parliament. Edited February 27, 2016 by Horsetan 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted February 28, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 28, 2016 ^^^ I thought 12 hours of Labour was more to do with parliamentary party meetings. In today's Times, the diarist Patrick Kidd writes: Mankind produces a million litres of s.emen every day, Steve Jones, the geneticist, said in a talk this week. He had tossed off this statistic in his book Y: The Descent of Man, writing that it was 'the equivalent of the volume of the Thames as it passed Westminster'. For the reprint, he thought it best to check the facts with Thames Water. 'I've had complaints about the quality of our water,' the chief executive wrote back, 'but never this.' It turned out Jones had over-estimated. Mind you, that was before Boris Johnson returned to parliament. 'Tossed off', a great choice of words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted February 28, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 28, 2016 The benefits of large scale modelling 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peanuts Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 wear a suit tuck your shirt in and straiten your tie ..... or on the other hand ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted February 28, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 28, 2016 Fancy having twins as president, I can see 4 good reasons. Mike. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted February 29, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 29, 2016 (edited) wear a suit tuck your shirt in and straiten your tie ..... or on the other hand ! Spoiler Alert! That's Coco Austin (Ice T's wife) not Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic. I'd recognise those smiles anywhere Edited February 29, 2016 by Tim Dubya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adams442T Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I had to look twice at this prescription issued yesterday, it did make my eyes water though, but might have been worse if used as prescribed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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