Phil Howe Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Edited December 16, 2015 by Phil Howe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium newbryford Posted December 16, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 16, 2015 Seen on the side of the Empire Theatre in Blackburn. Yeah right........... Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Why bother? *rolls eyes* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold grandadbob Posted December 17, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 17, 2015 The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path." "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both." The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" said the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries the golf bag? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluebottle Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Sorry, but I'm always gripped by the compulsion to chase up these stories... Marine Stabbed by Shoplifter? : snopes.com 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 "Since there were no trains running at all for a week due to maintenance works, we can state that our joke was a real success!" https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152301463254869&set=o.8722202938 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Horsetan Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Waiting.jpg Very good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted December 18, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 18, 2015 One for Ivan . 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 One for Ivan . I was thinking more along the lines of a Santa hat with "Bah Humbug" on it, attached to the headstall..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted December 18, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2015 Sorry, but I'm always gripped by the compulsion to chase up these stories... Marine Stabbed by Shoplifter? : snopes.com There is no denying its a spoof article as soon as you read the last paragraph but it really made me laugh when i saw it on twitter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted December 18, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2015 Very good. I dont get it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted December 18, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2015 I dont get it? Waiting for Godot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_Godot I is not intilektual enuf 4 it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted December 18, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2015 Waiting for Godot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_Godot I is not intilektual enuf 4 it. If its not a colouring book i'm not interested!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointstaken Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 What's a colouring book ? Dennis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted December 18, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2015 If its not a colouring book i'm not interested!! Crayon or Felt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted December 18, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2015 pencils are sharp so im only allowed crayons and then its chunky ones so i dont get them stuck up my nose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted December 18, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2015 I like licking the felt tips...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I dont get it? For that, you would have to study the plays of Samuel Beckett. They are unfathomable, and "Endgame" in particular destroyed my enjoyment of English Literature. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted December 19, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 19, 2015 For that, you would have to study the plays of Samuel Beckett. They are unfathomable, and "Endgame" in particular destroyed my enjoyment of English Literature. There is only one play im interested in and you know what that is already! Off to london tomorrow for 3 days but will have to settle for possibly seeing either wicked or charlie and the chocolate factory as the kids are with us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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