bike2steam Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Hope their insurance is up to date. https://www.facebook.com/UniversalFreePress/videos/801131169933124/ 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortliner Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Great Female Comebacks 1. Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." 2. Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." 3. Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." 4. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 5. Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." 6. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." 7. Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." 8. Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking." 9. Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" 10 Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !" 11. Man: "Hey, come on, admit it. We're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" 12. Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?" 13. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." 14. Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." 15. Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." 16. Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:" Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." 17. Man: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.." 18. Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." 19. Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." 20. Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 For the D&D fans. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfsup Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Those of you who follow C4s brilliantly funny The Last Leg. Here's tonight's new segment, and a little bit of mocking walking disaster D Trump. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff alvey Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted August 1, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 1, 2015 Do you think that talking about Christmas beginning earlier this year is beginning earlier this year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sir douglas Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 finally people are protesting for a worthy cause Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebottle Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 We're not going to have that picture posted every day from now to Christmas, are we? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted August 2, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 2, 2015 We're not going to have that picture posted every day from now to Christmas, are we? It would seem so. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welly Posted August 2, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 2, 2015 This guy shoots an armadillo and gets hurt by the ricochet! http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/01/bullet-bounces-off-armadillo-texas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 protesting-protestors.jpg 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted August 2, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 2, 2015 dammit beat me to it, that was my thought straight away! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted August 2, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) 1000 people play Learn to Fly by Foo Fighters in a bid to get them to play a gig in Cesena Italy Dave Ghrol said yes! Edited August 2, 2015 by Ramblin Rich 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Downendian Posted August 2, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) Beware Scottish drivers. Giant spider spotted on The M8 today. Edited August 2, 2015 by Downendian 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Beware Scottish drivers. Giant spider spotted on The M8 today. image.jpg That thing's been on "wreck-the-hoose juice". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted August 2, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 2, 2015 Some from twitter... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfsup Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I think the French must be having a bit of a problem if Officer Crabtree has been sent over to 'assist'! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 protesting-protestors.jpg 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 On a similar theme... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff alvey Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 sob sob 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Bad things happen to good robots http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/hitchhiking-robot-lasts-just-two-weeks-in-us-because-hu-1721544551 parts of USA worse than Canada. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Bad things happen to good robots http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/hitchhiking-robot-lasts-just-two-weeks-in-us-because-hu-1721544551 parts of USA worse than Canada. Apparently it happened in Philadelphia - which should explain things. This guy shoots an armadillo and gets hurt by the ricochet! http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/01/bullet-bounces-off-armadillo-texas Texas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 oh the irony ! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wollastonblue Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If the Fat Controller ran Eurotunnel. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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