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23 minutes ago, Paul H Vigor said:

... when the Flux Capacitor kicks in - and he/she goes all Emmett Brown!

 

With a deltic engine nailed to a mobility scooter "Where they're going, they don't need roads!" *

 

* Possibly wings and a halo....

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5 hours ago, cessna152towser said:

 

His item description identifies it as a wagon for 00, which is still not strictly speaking accurate as it is not a wagon, only a part of one.  The erectile disfunctional couplings betray it as the floor/chassis of a Dapol milk tank.

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6 hours ago, The Johnster said:

 

His item description identifies it as a wagon for 00, which is still not strictly speaking accurate as it is not a wagon, only a part of one.  The erectile disfunctional couplings betray it as the floor/chassis of a Dapol milk tank.

 

Which is odd, considering that Viagra was trialled (apparently) in Wales, though I appreciate that Merthyr Tydfil is some distance from Chirk...

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-67417111

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

Which is odd, considering that Viagra was trialled (apparently) in Wrexham, and that's only down the road from Chirk....

 

 

Every day is a school day!

That would explain why there always seems to be a stiff breeze in Wrexham.

 

Mike.

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7 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said:

 

Every day is a school day!

That would explain why there always seems to be a stiff breeze in Wrexham.

 

Mike.

 

See my revised post....

It was more The Johnsters territory than up in North Wales!  I've no idea why my brain decided it was Wrexham* before I did any factfinding.  I blame it on sleepfogging...

 

* But a Wrexham - Chirk axis IS more comedic!

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

See my revised post....

It was more The Johnsters territory than up in North Wales!  I've no idea why my brain decided it was Wrexham* before I did any factfinding.  I blame it on sleepfogging...

 

* But a Wrexham - Chirk axis IS more comedic!

 

 

 

Why let the facts get in the way of a good joke?, it doesn't bother politicians!!

Although, thinking about it, if you had a Merthyr Tydfil you would need Viagra.

 

Mike.

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Wasn't that one of the common jokes in the YouTube series Taff Wars that set Star Wars around Cardiff and Splott?

 

"We have to get in the night club before midnight, otherwise there'll only be Merthyr girls left..."

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19 minutes ago, MrWolf said:

Wasn't that one of the common jokes in the YouTube series Taff Wars that set Star Wars around Cardiff and Splott?

 

"We have to get in the night club before midnight, otherwise there'll only be Merthyr girls left..."

Reminds me of one from my area,

about a local night club:

 

Wednesday was Grab a Granny Night

Friday was Cop a Corpse night

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41 minutes ago, MrWolf said:

Wasn't that one of the common jokes in the YouTube series Taff Wars that set Star Wars around Cardiff and Splott?

 

"We have to get in the night club before midnight, otherwise there'll only be Merthyr girls left..."

I once got stranded in Merthyr overnight and it was like the league of gentlemen. I went into a newsagent and the owners infant daughter actually said to him "you can't serve him he's not local". 😂Took me hours to find a pub and that was a crown green bowling club. I was staying in a pub that opened 1 day a week and when I got up in the morning I opened the curtains to find a donkey and horse staring in at me. This was less than 10 years ago, and I'm still surprised I got out of there without being sacrificed.

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43 minutes ago, Sjcm said:

I once got stranded in Merthyr overnight and it was like the league of gentlemen. I went into a newsagent and the owners infant daughter actually said to him "you can't serve him he's not local". 😂Took me hours to find a pub and that was a crown green bowling club. I was staying in a pub that opened 1 day a week and when I got up in the morning I opened the curtains to find a donkey and horse staring in at me. This was less than 10 years ago, and I'm still surprised I got out of there without being sacrificed.

Brings to mind 'The Wicked Man'!

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3 minutes ago, Paul H Vigor said:

Brings to mind 'The Wicked Man'!

Actually I forgot the highlight. I was trying to find the pub I was staying at and Google maps had put me on a footpath on the side of a hill when I saw this rapidly approaching dot in the distance that turned to be a horse running full pelt in my direction.. Ended up down the side of a drainage ditch before the owner turned up and rescued me. Weirdest place I've ever been and I've stayed in Ilkeston!

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55 minutes ago, Sjcm said:

I once got stranded in Merthyr overnight and it was like the league of gentlemen. I went into a newsagent and the owners infant daughter actually said to him "you can't serve him he's not local". 😂Took me hours to find a pub and that was a crown green bowling club. I was staying in a pub that opened 1 day a week and when I got up in the morning I opened the curtains to find a donkey and horse staring in at me. This was less than 10 years ago, and I'm still surprised I got out of there without being sacrificed.

 

There's a pub near me that I went into once - and only once.


Whole room went quiet apart from one gravelly voice - "They've not been in here before".

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Merthyr is, well, it's Merthyr, over a century of

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post-industrial desolation on acid, often literally, with steep hills and isolated third-world housing estates at the top of 'em.  It's proximity to some of the most beautiful country in the area just makes it more, sort of, um, Merthyr...  Then they built Dowlais to make Merthyr people feel better about themselves. 

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22 minutes ago, The Johnster said:

Merthyr is, well, it's Merthyr, over a century of

post-industrial desolation on acid, often literally, with steep hills and isolated third-world housing estates at the top of 'em.  It's proximity to some of the most beautiful country in the area just makes it more, sort of, um, Merthyr...  Then they built Dowlais to make Merthyr people feel better about themselves. 

People got VERY excited when Trago Mills opened a store in Merthyr.

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The utterly ridiculous AI created description fails to hide that this is a wreck.  What on Earth has happened to the front bogie/truck though, it looks like someone gouged out the centre of it?!?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285599524957

 

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