RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted July 31 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 31 5 minutes ago, Chris M said: There were no ducks inside this shop So you had a Pekin 😉 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luckymucklebackit Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 12 hours ago, JZ said: Well at least the poor Pastor isn't in Scotland, or else he would be battered first! 2 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kris Posted August 4 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4 Apparently electric cars need fuel markers on the filler cap. (possibly a spoof image). 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian Morgan Posted August 4 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4 26 minutes ago, Kris said: Apparently electric cars need fuel markers on the filler cap. (possibly a spoof image). It might stop this: 1 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 57 minutes ago, Kris said: Apparently electric cars need fuel markers on the filler cap. (possibly a spoof image). Plug your electric shaver in here? 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted August 4 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4 1 hour ago, Kris said: Apparently electric cars need fuel markers on the filler cap. (possibly a spoof image). 1 hour ago, Ian Morgan said: It might stop this: And this. https://www.google.com/search?q=trying+to+fill+an+electric+car+with+petrol+youtube+video&sca_esv=5519f1affaf13207&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1GCEA_enGB904GB904&sxsrf=ADLYWII9YN67U6nt-262XKRWXQgiUF-7bw%3A1722765881416&ei=OVKvZomMGf2FhbIP5YXc8AY&oq=trying+to+fill+an+electric+car+with+petrol+youtube&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiMnRyeWluZyB0byBmaWxsIGFuIGVsZWN0cmljIGNhciB3aXRoIHBldHJvbCB5b3V0dWJlKgIIADIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABMgUQIRifBUieXVDJFljMQXABeAGQAQCYAbcBoAGNCaoBAzAuOLgBAcgBAPgBAZgCCaACsArCAgoQABiwAxjWBBhHwgIHECEYoAEYCpgDAIgGAZAGCJIHBTEuNy4xoAfBJQ&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:e7026184,vid:j52odgkRxDs,st:0 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hodgson Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 2 hours ago, Kris said: Apparently electric cars need fuel markers on the filler cap. (possibly a spoof image). It looks it's telling you that's where to plug in your electric shaver. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted August 4 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 4 5 hours ago, Kris said: Apparently electric cars need fuel markers on the filler cap. (possibly a spoof image). It looks more like a Clarkson/Top Gear effort, as May would exclaim "Oh C**k!"... 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted August 5 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5 2 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5 34 minutes ago, Sidecar Racer said: It must be a crap fence . . . 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted August 5 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5 1 hour ago, Sidecar Racer said: No one would want to steal it if it was. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted August 5 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5 (edited) 1 hour ago, Sidecar Racer said: 48 minutes ago, PaulRhB said: It must be a crap fence . . . Nahhhhhhh Its just a shitt notice! 🤪 Edited August 5 by Hroth Forgot the Net Nanny... 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium martin_wynne Posted August 5 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5 And in other news: "People are eating our strawberries before paying. If customers are caught red-handed ..." 2 4 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 (edited) 13 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said: No sh1t, Sherlock! Edited August 5 by pH 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted August 5 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted August 5 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5 I think we need to do that with the entire planet, not just the US... 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted August 6 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 6 Country-by-country or the whole shebang at one time?? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted August 6 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 6 (edited) I saw this sign in Malwart and thought OK: Edited August 6 by J. S. Bach To correct a typo 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted August 6 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 6 11 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: Country-by-country or the whole shebang at one time?? Whole shebang. Needs re-booting. Came across a copy of god's original user manual (thank you for buying from Genesis Planets PLC), with interesting snippets such as 'any infestation of biological lifeforms can be controlled with the CFCs provided', and 'NEVER attempt to remove oil from main bearings', 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 5 minutes ago, The Johnster said: Whole shebang. Needs re-booting. I'm now imagining @The Johnster as a modern-day Noah. Perhaps this time in a GWR Toad instead of an ark? Still with a long white beard - with pesky neighbours laughing - until the biblical deluge comes. But if you are in Wales, you may already be used to that. Keep the drone onboard to search for dry land. with solar panels on the roof of the Toad to keep it charged and ready to fly. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium martin_wynne Posted August 6 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 6 8 minutes ago, The Johnster said: Came across a copy of god's original user manual (thank you for buying from Genesis Planets PLC), with interesting snippets such as 'any infestation of biological lifeforms can be controlled with the CFCs provided', and 'NEVER attempt to remove oil from main bearings', Is that the edition which specified that the jam should ALWAYS be put on a scone before the cream? 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 40 minutes ago, martin_wynne said: Is that the edition which specified that the jam should ALWAYS be put on a scone before the cream? Yes, along with the long-lost Gospel of Joseph of Arimathea. In which Jospeph reports on the efforts of the Cornish in Roseland to try and sell him souvenir smocks, clotted cream and jam. Instead of the tin he really came for. But he was impressed by their shipbuilding, as was one Caesar when he battled the Gaul fleets in Brittany. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted August 6 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 6 42 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: try and sell him souvenir smocks, clotted cream and jam. Instead of the tin he really came for. Tins of fudge should be back in stock early next week😉 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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