Whacky Signs.

[choo1choo]

31 minutes ago, The Johnster said:

…feck, girls.  

 

 

 

DRINK!!!!!!!!

[AndrueC]

44 minutes ago, choo1choo said:

DRINK!!!!!!!!

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Edited October 26, 2023 by AndrueC

[Hroth]

2 hours ago, 30801 said:

 

2 hours ago, Michael Hodgson said:

 

Looks like something from Clarkson era Top Gear... 🤔

 

 

[Michael Hodgson]

2 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

 

Looks like something from Clarkson era Top Gear... 🤔

 

 

or from the Daily Mirror

[KeithMacdonald]

4 minutes ago, Hroth said:

Looks like something from Clarkson era Top Gear... 🤔

 

From their top-secret Engineering Workshop in Penistone?

 

 

[jbqfc]

[AndrueC]

4 minutes ago, jbqfc said:

Gives a whole new meaning to 'snail mail'. 🙂

[Michael Hodgson]

Well if the post office won't deal with the problem, perhaps you could drop some slug pellets in the box yourself  😉

 

I expect that's how the snails themselves are getting in

[AndrueC]

1 minute ago, Michael Hodgson said:

Well if the post office won't deal with the problem, perhaps you could drop some slug pellets in the box yourself  😉

 

I expect that's how the snails themselves are getting in

I'm not keen on Royal Mail anyway. I prefer to use a shell company.

[Hroth]

27 minutes ago, jbqfc said:

 

Reminds me of Moist von Lipwig explaining the steps taken to eliminate a similar problem to Lord Vetinari in "Making Money"...

 

[JeremyC]

28 minutes ago, jbqfc said:

Sounds like a Terry Pratchet moment!

 

“We got a bit carried away,” said Moist. “We were a bit too creative in our thinking. We encouraged mongooses to breed in the posting boxes to keep down the snakes…”
Lord Vetinari said nothing.
“Er… which, admittedly, we introduced into the letter boxes to reduce the number of toads…”
Lord Vetinari repeated himself.
“Er… which, it’s true, staff put in the posting boxes to keep down the snails…”
Lord Vetinari remained unvocal.
“Er… These, I must in fairness point out, got into the boxes of their own accord, in order to eat the glue on the stamps,” said Moist, aware that he was beginning to burble.
“Well, at least you were saved the trouble of having to introduce them yourselves,” said Lord Vetinari cheerfully. “As you indicate, this may well have been a case where chilly logic should have been replaced by the common sense of, perhaps, the average chicken.”

 

From 'Making Money' by Terry Pratchett

 

[PhilJ W]

1 hour ago, AndrueC said:

I'm not keen on Royal Mail anyway. I prefer to use a shell company.

[J. S. Bach]

On 25/10/2023 at 08:37, Andy Kirkham said:

I think that I, too, would be closed if I had a metal rod stuck ........................................................

[The Sled]

On 26/10/2023 at 09:27, 30801 said:

Hmm, looks to me like the bush could do with a trim.......!

[KeithMacdonald]

One of the last-ever Top Gear Special signs.

 

First, the gate closed...

 

 

And then the gate opening...

 

 

[2750Papyrus]

On 23/10/2023 at 11:51, PhilJ W said:

I remember those!

[Colin_McLeod]

[Guest]

[big jim]

A sign in the loo at Donnington! 

[Johann Marsbar]

Someone obviously had a sense of humour when coming up with the platform stop designations for the Caledonian Sleeper.....

 

[KeithMacdonald]

Spotted at a Wedding Reception on Saturday.

 

 

Judging by the state of some of the bridesmaids, I reckon there were a few "private events" in progress.

[2E Sub Shed]

1 hour ago, KeithMacdonald said:

Spotted at a Wedding Reception on Saturday.

 

Small World

 

I was at the evening "do", same location.

Edited October 30, 2023 by 2E Sub Shed

[jcredfer]

1 hour ago, KeithMacdonald said:

Spotted at a Wedding Reception on Saturday.

 

 

Judging by the state of some of the bridesmaids, I reckon there were a few "private events" in progress.

 

Such an appropriate Title / logo, too.....

 

 

[PhilJ W]

[PhilJ W]