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RMweb Gold Hroth Posted September 7, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 7, 2022 1 minute ago, PhilJ W said: I wouldn't have their pies if they vomit over them! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: OK, I think I've nearly figured it out. One of the Rolling Stones has retired to the seaside, and opened a bakery. Hence the Rolling Stones logo. But it's somewhere with sand dunes and a coven of witches. Braunton Burrows, Devon? West Beach, Littlehampton? Camber Sands, East Sussex? Freshwater West, Pembrokeshire? 😋 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted September 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 7, 2022 14 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: 12 minutes ago, Hroth said: I wouldn't have their pies if they vomit over them! Must get Mick Jagger to do the vomiting 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 23 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Specialities of the house? All Sold Out Brown Sugar Champagne and Reefer Loving Cup Pass the Wine Potted Shrimp Take It or Leave It This Place Is Empty You Can't Always Get What You Want 2 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Ian Morgan Posted September 8, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 8, 2022 9 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Specialities of the house? All Sold Out Brown Sugar Champagne and Reefer Loving Cup Pass the Wine Potted Shrimp Take It or Leave It This Place Is Empty You Can't Always Get What You Want And for the Complaints Department, "I can't get no satisfaction". 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Holliday Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I received this wonderful leaflet from the NHS to show me how to take a stool sample. Although there could be a valid reason for suggesting the cling film option, I cannot think of anything sensible, and it looks to me as if the graphics department are having a laugh. Knowing that the 'powers that be' who will check their work are only interested in making sure the NHS logo is the correct size, colour, typeface and position, and can't be bothered to actually check the wording, I think they have thrown in a couple on dubious suggestions and they have got past the checkers, even though they are not mentioned anywhere else in the leaflet. It is nice that they have helpfully added "remember to leave a dip", but did anyone notice that grape cartons usually have drainage holes? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted September 8, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 8, 2022 I have to ask; is the original really that poor a print job? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted September 8, 2022 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, J. S. Bach said: I have to ask; is the original really that poor a print job? It's a joke. The genuine, Irish version:- https://www2.hse.ie/screening-and-vaccinations/bowel-screening/home-screening-test-to-detect-signs-of-bowel-cancer.html 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted September 8, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Colin_McLeod said: It's a joke. The genuine, Irish version:- ...snip... Knowing what I read about your NHS ........................ We have a product here called Cologuard, easy to use and, for what one is doing, quite sanitary. The first time it took me several weeks to get up the courage to poo in a box. This time, it took almost two weeks as the sample kit arrived a day or so before I was leaving on a week-long+ trip to a train show and the annual national insulator collectors meet. Done a day or so after I got back. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted September 8, 2022 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, J. S. Bach said: Knowing what I read about your NHS ........................ I think I prefer the "$#1t on a stick" to a box full of the stuff 😁🤢 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted September 8, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Colin_McLeod said: I think I prefer the "$#1t on a stick" to a box full of the stuff 😁🤢 Only if one is the person who has to open said box!! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 40 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: This time, it took almost two weeks as the sample kit arrived a day or so before I was leaving on a week-long+ trip to a train show and the annual national insulator collectors meet. Done a day or so after I got back. I had to read that twice. First time, I was worried you have a very serious case of constipation. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hodgson Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 22 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: The only York that I have been to is in Pennsylvania. What I couldn't understand in Pennsylvania was that Lancaster was east of York - and Reading was north of both of them. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hodgson Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, J. S. Bach said: We have a product here called Cologuard, easy to use and, for what one is doing, quite sanitary. The first time it took me several weeks to get up the courage to poo in a box. Is it any good for cats? . ... we're trying to ours from thinking outside the box. The rather aptly named Pooh has a knack of climbing into the litter try with his front feet leaving the rear end outside. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 13 minutes ago, Michael Hodgson said: What I couldn't understand in Pennsylvania was that Lancaster was east of York - and Reading was north of both of them. Here in Wiltshire, New Zealand is north of Scotland and Ireland 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted September 8, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hodgson said: What I couldn't understand in Pennsylvania was that Lancaster was east of York - and Reading was north of both of them. Someone held the map upside down? 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted September 8, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hodgson said: What I couldn't understand in Pennsylvania was that Lancaster was east of York - and Reading was north of both of them. Doesn't that suggest that whoever installed Pennsylvania, put it in the wrong way up? 🤡 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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