Whacky Signs.

[Colin_McLeod]

http://pics.rofl.to/pic/sign-not-in-use

[Horsetan]

Spotted in the Cat and Fiddle, Radlett, when detouring on the way home.....

[TheSignalEngineer]

Seen in Manchester on Wednesday

 

[Horsetan]

^

 

....and here is a tart leaning on a bar:

[Gwiwer]

A sign in SE London:

 

 

Location and phone number included on the docket for verification! Another in the "Only in Australia" category

 

 

Australian car sticker:

 

 

Also "Only in Australia" where it should say "Local Police are now targeting <insert offence of choice>"

 

 

This one's an internet standard:

 

 

Telling it like it is - Queensland Rail style:

 

 

Partially re-lettered Melbourne tram which should say "Moving Melbourne"

 

 

This one also pops up on the internet from time to time:

 

[Horsetan]

I can't believe someone actually took a tab from that last one!

[stewartingram]

Kings Cross after the new concourse opened (if the window has moved, how come I took a pic of it in the old position?)

 

 

 

 

Chatteris (Cambs Working Men's Club)

 

- do you know any dogs that smoke, and surely it is illegal for kids to do it?

 

[Bon Accord]

Picture the following, a Japenese ship owned by the Yamashita Line is berthed alongside in Sydney. A British ship of the NZSCo berths nearby, and after some merriment ashore jolly jack thinks it would be a great wheeze to break out some black paint and then lower the jolly boat to alter the "YAMASHITA LINE" writing on the hull of the Japanese ship...

 

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Edited September 28, 2012 by Bon Accord

[PhilJ W]

Spotted in the Cat and Fiddle, Radlett, when detouring on the way home.....

David Cameron should be very careful.

[Black Sheep]

My Grandparents had a little wooden plaque above their small toilet, reading: "Ladies, Please remain seated during the whole performance. Gentleman, Please stand a little closer, it may be shorter than you think!"

 

At my wife's grandparent's there is a cross stitch in the bathroom that says the following:

 

Lower the seat,

Ladies Present

A wet behind

Is most unpleasant

[Debs.]

 

"idler"........I`ve clearly missed my calling.

[Debs.]

Kings Cross after the new concourse opened (if the window has moved, how come I took a pic of it in the old position?)

 

 

 

 

Chatteris (Cambs Working Men's Club)

 

- do you know any dogs that smoke?

 

 

The club`s pet Beagle will be gutted!

[Poggy1165]

You know the one that gets me? The sign that says: 'This door must be kept locked at all times.'

 

Why is it a door then?

[Colin_McLeod]

If it was left open it would be a jar!

 

 

 

Where's my coat?

[John M Upton]

Notice that appeared in the crew room toilets at Horsham recently:

 

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle...

...be a sweet and wipe the seat"

[great central]

Unisex toilets? Otherwise why would the seat be down?

 

There are some at my place of work unwilling/unable to use urinals. Raise the seat you gotta be joking

And their aim is useless as well

[Colin_McLeod]

If you can count to two you should not need to ask that question:

[great central]

I've posted this before but it always makes me chuckle

 

 

 

[melmerby]

There are some at my place of work unwilling/unable to use urinals. Raise the seat you gotta be joking

And their aim is useless as well

Something to do with "low rise" trousers I assume, where the flies are too low to be of any use!

 

Keith

[kevinlms]

 

 

 

 

Australian car sticker:

 

 

 

 

Nothing Australian about that sticker, its an American one. Usually seen with a phone number or web address.

[Gwiwer]

Nothing Australian about that sticker, its an American one. Usually seen with a phone number or web address.

I'm sure is universal. My (somewhat hasty) photo was snapped in Winchelsea, Australia.

[pH]

On the reception desk of a hotel in Bellingham, Washington State:

 

 

It's explained by this view of the back of the hotel:

 

 

and while the passing of an Amtrak train may be 'brief', a 100+ car BNSF coal train with 3 General Electric C44-9Ws on the front and 2 pushing takes a bit more time. (It sounded lovely!)

[Gwiwer]

Unisex toilets?

 

Which should by logic be for the use of only one sex. Interestingly "Bisex Toilets" might have altogether the wrong sound to it

[pH]

Notice posted in a central London square:

 

Edited June 27, 2013 by pH

[Debs.]

Which should by logic be for the use of only one sex. Interestingly "Bisex Toilets" might have altogether the wrong sound to it

 

I suppose that a 'disabled toilet' would have had the seat removed and be without its flushing handle!