RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted August 18, 2012 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 18, 2012 http://pics.rofl.to/pic/sign-not-in-use Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Spotted in the Cat and Fiddle, Radlett, when detouring on the way home..... 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold TheSignalEngineer Posted September 27, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 27, 2012 Seen in Manchester on Wednesday 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 ^ ....and here is a tart leaning on a bar: 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Gwiwer Posted September 28, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 28, 2012 A sign in SE London: Location and phone number included on the docket for verification! Another in the "Only in Australia" category Australian car sticker: Also "Only in Australia" where it should say "Local Police are now targeting <insert offence of choice>" This one's an internet standard: Telling it like it is - Queensland Rail style: Partially re-lettered Melbourne tram which should say "Moving Melbourne" This one also pops up on the internet from time to time: 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I can't believe someone actually took a tab from that last one! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewartingram Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Kings Cross after the new concourse opened (if the window has moved, how come I took a pic of it in the old position?) Chatteris (Cambs Working Men's Club) - do you know any dogs that smoke, and surely it is illegal for kids to do it? 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bon Accord Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) Picture the following, a Japenese ship owned by the Yamashita Line is berthed alongside in Sydney. A British ship of the NZSCo berths nearby, and after some merriment ashore jolly jack thinks it would be a great wheeze to break out some black paint and then lower the jolly boat to alter the "YAMASHITA LINE" writing on the hull of the Japanese ship... . Edited September 28, 2012 by Bon Accord 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted September 28, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 28, 2012 Spotted in the Cat and Fiddle, Radlett, when detouring on the way home..... David Cameron should be very careful. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sheep Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 My Grandparents had a little wooden plaque above their small toilet, reading: "Ladies, Please remain seated during the whole performance. Gentleman, Please stand a little closer, it may be shorter than you think!" At my wife's grandparent's there is a cross stitch in the bathroom that says the following: Lower the seat, Ladies Present A wet behind Is most unpleasant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debs. Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 "idler"........I`ve clearly missed my calling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debs. Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Kings Cross after the new concourse opened (if the window has moved, how come I took a pic of it in the old position?) Chatteris (Cambs Working Men's Club) - do you know any dogs that smoke? The club`s pet Beagle will be gutted! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poggy1165 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 You know the one that gets me? The sign that says: 'This door must be kept locked at all times.' Why is it a door then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted September 29, 2012 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted September 29, 2012 If it was left open it would be a jar! Where's my coat? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium John M Upton Posted September 29, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 29, 2012 Notice that appeared in the crew room toilets at Horsham recently: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle... ...be a sweet and wipe the seat" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
great central Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Unisex toilets? Otherwise why would the seat be down? There are some at my place of work unwilling/unable to use urinals. Raise the seat you gotta be joking And their aim is useless as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted September 29, 2012 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted September 29, 2012 If you can count to two you should not need to ask that question: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
great central Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I've posted this before but it always makes me chuckle 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted September 29, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 29, 2012 There are some at my place of work unwilling/unable to use urinals. Raise the seat you gotta be joking And their aim is useless as well Something to do with "low rise" trousers I assume, where the flies are too low to be of any use! Keith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted September 30, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 30, 2012 Australian car sticker: Nothing Australian about that sticker, its an American one. Usually seen with a phone number or web address. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Gwiwer Posted September 30, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 30, 2012 Nothing Australian about that sticker, its an American one. Usually seen with a phone number or web address. I'm sure is universal. My (somewhat hasty) photo was snapped in Winchelsea, Australia. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 On the reception desk of a hotel in Bellingham, Washington State: It's explained by this view of the back of the hotel: and while the passing of an Amtrak train may be 'brief', a 100+ car BNSF coal train with 3 General Electric C44-9Ws on the front and 2 pushing takes a bit more time. (It sounded lovely!) 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Gwiwer Posted November 17, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 17, 2012 Unisex toilets? Which should by logic be for the use of only one sex. Interestingly "Bisex Toilets" might have altogether the wrong sound to it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 (edited) Notice posted in a central London square: Edited June 27, 2013 by pH 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debs. Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Which should by logic be for the use of only one sex. Interestingly "Bisex Toilets" might have altogether the wrong sound to it I suppose that a 'disabled toilet' would have had the seat removed and be without its flushing handle! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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