RMweb Gold Hroth Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 24, 2023 44 minutes ago, southern42 said: The wording on the new car would be bilingual of course! Heddlu is probably on the other side.... 10 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post Tony_S Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2023 54 minutes ago, The Lurker said: few years ago, Mrs Lurker slipped and fell on Mount Rainier, just after we’d turned back because the path looked like it would be too tricky for our non walking boot footwear. After my fall one of our friends must made assumptions about my footwear and told me I should be wearing proper walking boots. She was surprised when I said I was, not only were they walking boots, they were German walking boots, and probably hand made by elves in the Black Forest. 9 11 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post PhilJ W Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2023 (edited) Evening all from Estuary-Land. The builder has been busy next door paving over the back garden. To gain access I've given them permission to come through my garden. Unfortunately the mini digger and mini dump truck have made a mess of the lawn weed patch. Adrian the builder has assured me that any damage will be put right. There are no ruts just the grass crushed down by the machinery and looking a bit brown, nothing that a packet of grass seed won't cure. Edited August 24, 2023 by PhilJ W 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, Tony_S said: After my fall one of our friends must made assumptions about my footwear and told me I should be wearing proper walking boots. She was surprised when I said I was, not only were they walking boots, they were German walking boots, and probably hand made by elves in the Black Forest. There's the problem. They were forest walking boots, not HILL walking boots... 3 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Boy Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 14 minutes ago, monkeysarefun said: Have you tried holding your breath/drinking a glass of water/singing the National Anthem? And don't forget to do it whilst standing on your head. 1 4 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Boy Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, Hroth said: There's the problem. They were forest walking boots, not HILL walking boots... One assumes- fatal I know, that the elves were not being exploited and we're being paid a living wage. Or are we talking about elves in a sweat shop. Yes I know but you try making something rhyme with that. 13 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post Tony_S Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2023 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Hroth said: There's the problem. They were forest walking boots, not HILL walking boots... They were made in a forest but were suitable for mountain approaches. I have no idea why the friend thought I would be walking about with inappropriate footwear. Though since falling it is only recently that I can wear my left foot shoes properly. When we were setting off for the cruise I realised I wasn’t going to be able to get my nice formal shoes on but I found a pair of black lace up Clarks shoes that looked ok. The first night I tried them they fell to bits. This is a well reported occurrence. Google suggests it happens to shoes that are not worn regularly. I didn’t get chucked out of the dining room for having brown shoes on the first formal evening so,I didn’t implement my plan to buy a pair in Cadiz the first stop. Edited August 24, 2023 by Tony_S 1 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, Winslow Boy said: One assumes- fatal I know, that the elves were not being exploited and we're being paid a living wage. Or are we talking about elves in a sweat shop. Yes I know but you try making something rhyme with that. Perhaps next time I will buy British boots to avoid any exploitation of woodland folk. 1 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 24, 2023 Goodnight all. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 24, 2023 36 minutes ago, Winslow Boy said: about elves in a sweat shop. Yes I know but you try making something rhyme with that. Kirsty McColl had a song about Elvis in a chip shop.. 1 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium southern42 Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 24, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hroth said: Heddlu is probably on the other side.... I doubt it - the vehicle (posted on F***book, I see) looks like it resides in/near Bromborough on the English side of the border. One this side of the border would though. Edited August 24, 2023 by southern42 10 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post BSW01 Posted August 24, 2023 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2023 Good evening everyone After this morning’s task of removing the dead bird from the bedroom fireplace, the afternoon was spent cleaning up etc. Thankfully, we aren’t get the amount of flies that we had last night. I went to the bedroom about an hour ago and only found 2, last night there was about 50 or so. We’ll probably still get a few more, but I’m hoping they will stop over the next few days. Goodnight all 6 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Halloween merchandise has arrived in Costco: I want two!!! 7 6 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyID Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 5 hours ago, monkeysarefun said: Have you tried holding your breath/drinking a glass of water/singing the National Anthem? It's much more effective if you drink the water from the wrong side of the glass. 3 9 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyID Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 27 minutes ago, pH said: Halloween merchandise has arrived in Costco: I want two!!! You'll only need one to keep the guisers away. 4 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 (edited) 20 hours ago, polybear said: iPhones are reported to be notoriously difficult to access by law enforcement Data stored on an iPhone with a passcode is hard to crack. Data transmitted during navigation (like location, speed etc) and stored in the software corporation's database is not. How do you think they know where the traffic is heavy or light? EDIT: In much the same way Google knows this about the local cineplex: Edited August 25, 2023 by Ozexpatriate Added live cinema activity 4 6 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jjb1970 Posted August 25, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 25, 2023 One of the absurdities of modern life is that body of opinion which uses social media and relies on smart devices complaining they're being tracked by big government and big tech. I don't dispute (nor do I especially like) that we're surveilled, tracked and used for data mining etc but anyone continuing to use social media, smart devices etc has basically accepted that as part of the deal. 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jjb1970 Posted August 25, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 25, 2023 13 minutes ago, Ozexpatriate said: Data stored on an iPhone with a passcode is hard to crack. Data transmitted during navigation (like location, speed etc) and stored in the software corporation's database is not. How do you think they know where the traffic is heavy or light? In military intelligence it is not necessary to decrypt signals and Comms for it to be useful, just tracking volume and traffic flows reveals a lot. 13 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, Winslow Boy said: One assumes- fatal I know, that the elves were not being exploited and we're being paid a living wage. Or are we talking about elves in a sweat shop. Yes I know but you try making something rhyme with that. S.P.E.W., or the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare (as created by Hermione Granger) to whit: Quote "I was going to put Stop the Outrageous Abuse of Our Fellow Magical Creatures and Campaign for a Change in Their Legal Status — but it wouldn't fit. So that's the heading of our manifesto" And yes, searching for SOAOFMCCCTLS produces relevant hits. Edited August 25, 2023 by Ozexpatriate SOAOFMCCCTLS 1 1 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 42 minutes ago, AndyID said: You'll only need one to keep the guisers away. That's more a guiser attractor than a repellant. 8 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post BR60103 Posted August 25, 2023 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2023 We had a call yesterday morning that the Michigan cousins had decided to come after all. We set out to meet them under the Bluewater Bridge, but it was raining so hard that we turned back after about 20 miles. They didn't have any trouble, but called us after arriving in Guelph when they found out that the hotel was going to be over C$220 a night. And NO FREE BREAKFAST! We persuaded them to go anyways and brought them over for an evening at our place. We took them out for breakfast this morning and then drove up to Elora to see the Tooth of Time. This is a rock formation in the middle of the falls in the Grand River as it enters the gorge. They left with plans to go to Point Pelee. There were reports on the news tonight of major flooding in that part of Ontario. A couple of neighbours came over today to return a book. (His claim to fame is having acted on stage with Bill Shatner -- about 70 years ago*). Dayle invited them in to see the trains. They seemed interested but I couldn't get the train on my layout to run. So I ran Dayle's Galloping Goose. The train started to run all by itself while I was diagnosing the problem. * No, we don't bring that up when we see him. 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post iL Dottore Posted August 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2023 7 hours ago, Tony_S said: Perhaps next time I will buy British boots to avoid any exploitation of woodland folk. Errrr, right! You do realise that you could be in for a world of problems, inasmuch as… The boots won’t move if there’s the “wrong sort of leaf” on the path… The bootlaces on the right boot are on strike, but not on the left. The government has awarded the contract for polishing the boots to “a mate down the pub” Your boots may or may not be exempt from ULFZ (Ultra Low Footprint Zone) charges. Many mornings you can’t get your boots on as “Just Stop Oil” is staging a “glue myself to the floor” demo in front of your shoe cupboard to protest against the amount of petrochemicals in your boots. and finally Your “British” boots are actually just assembled in an industrial estate in the Midlands from parts shipped in from the PRC. 1 1 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium polybear Posted August 25, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 25, 2023 2 hours ago, AndyID said: It's much more effective if you drink the water from the wrong side of the glass. Have you ever tried that? If not then I'd suggest sitting in a bath before trying. Ask me how I know..... 16 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyID Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 21 minutes ago, polybear said: Have you ever tried that? If not then I'd suggest sitting in a bath before trying. Ask me how I know..... Think of it as a mild form of shock therapy.😄 5 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium polybear Posted August 25, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 25, 2023 (edited) Bear here..... Up at fairlysillyo'clock; not sure what today will bring as yet - quite possibly a clean of the H/S/L cos' (a) it's easy, (b) it's quick, (c) there's no guff such as ornaments to deal with, and (d) it's pretty clean anyway, having only just been completed. So why bother? Well the carpet laying generated fluff n' stuff and also so I can say/feel that all of Bear Towers has been cleaned. I've just tried the mobile phone seller advertiser yet again - the b'sterd still displays the following message whenever I hit the "Buy Now" button: "The card details supplied have not been accepted by our processing systems. This could be because: Your address details given may not match the address registered with your bank. You may have inadequate funds in your account" Of course I might be receiving fifteen mobile phones in today's post...... I feel a SnottyBearyPhoneCall to the company rapidly approaching. In other news..... I see the Orange One now has a mug shot - he obviously tried to give it his finest Paddington Bear Stare Total Tw@t stare....and succeeded magnificently. Bear predicts a flood of T-shirts becoming available very soon, complete with suitable comments added. And finally..... This'll sting in the morning: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/drunk-driver-crashes-into-passenger-train-at-railroad-crossing/vi-AA1fynXS?ocid=socialshare And Bear doesn't suggest that @grandadbob GDB goes trying this anytime soon: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/daredevils-perform-insane-gravity-defying-car-stunt/vi-AA1fJghB?ocid=socialshare Bear gone. Edited August 25, 2023 by polybear 13 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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