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3 hours ago, polybear said:

Maybe the NHS Bosses should email those articles to all Docs & Nurses to persuade them it's not all roses down under after all......

 

Hey just  keep training our medics  for us, ok, otherwise we'll have to go to plan B -  and they talk funny!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/04/thousands-of-new-zealand-nurses-register-to-work-in-australia-seeking-better-pay

 

 

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3 hours ago, polybear said:

 

Oh yes, and Bear has decided that a visit from King Charlie would be a rather fine idea....this one ideally:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-65396837

 

There's a very high chance he might not leave unscathed, however.....

Theres a glass and a half in the ears alone.

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3 hours ago, polybear said:

Remember that Amazon Parcel that was delivered to Bear Towers yesterday (or was it Monday?) - right Village, wrong everything else.....

Well it must contain a Boomerang cos the bluddy thing has reappeared again - with the good 'ol Amazon Driver doin' a Mo Farah and leggin' it quick this time.  It shows signs of having been opened and re-sealed again so I reckon someone else has had it since and binned it back to them; it's now sat in the hallway and they can come get it if they want it.  T0ssers.

Go on, just open it!,  you know how you've been excitedly waiting for it to add to your loco....

 

 

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Good Morning Minions (and “others”) Captain Cynical here.

 

CC is quite dumbfounded at the amount of revelatory personal information that gets posted on here. Were CC criminally inclined (perish the thought), there would be so much useful information on ER, that the “enhanced interrogation specialists” in CC’s employ would not need to look far for inspiration in order to get valuable intelligence assets to “share”. For example:

  • a very hungry @polybear would be placed in a small room, another small room would contain a table groaning from the weight of cake upon it - and nothing but a short, narrow corridor teeming with Australian snakes and spiders between The Bear and Bliss.
  • @New Haven Neil would be “encouraged” to energetically tap dance whilst wearing wooden clogs (followed by a Sumo massage of the feet)
  • and so on…

As for CC’s “revelations”: how can you be sure it’s Captain Cynical who’s posting - it could be ChatGPT. Captain Cynical may be the pseudonym of a stage name or a regnal name. Or maybe Captain Cynical exists but iL Dottore doesn’t. Perhaps iL Dottore is an alias of @polybear - who uses it to cadge more than his allotted share of cake, or Captain Cynical is really @jamie92208 - who uses the moniker to “double dip”  for Cognac and Eccles Cakes.

 

Perhaps this post doesn’t actually exist OR is a modified facsimile of a real post?
 

CC out.

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10 hours ago, monkeysarefun said:

Theres a glass and a half in the ears alone.

 

You're getting confused...   "glass and a half" is Cadburys, Charley has been built from Galaxy based chocolate which is an entirely different brand, which I wouldn't touch with a bargepole.

 

 

1 hour ago, TheQ said:

The good news locally is the 1345AD  Potter Heigham bridge has reopened after several months closure. A hole had opened  in the road surface that went down to the foundations of a main pier. The road surface was removed, and more repairs were found to be needed. Lots of concrete was poured into the hole,  once divers had been down to block it from escaping.

The 7.5 ton limit has been extended to include buses which were exempt.

 

That will now mean about a mile less driving, and about 15 minutes time less tomorrow on the way to and from the chippy tomorrow. 

Also if nothing changes the 3 Rivers Race will go to it's full distance. As occasionally they were closing the river as well as the road.

 

https://www.herbertwoods.co.uk/norfolk-broads/webcam/

 

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Speaking of bargepoles, or quants, each time I see a picture of Potter Heigham bridge, it seems even smaller. I hope it isn't sinking into the river bed...

 

3 minutes ago, iL Dottore said:

Good Morning Minions (and “others”) Captain Cynical here.

 

CC is quite dumbfounded at the amount of revelatory personal information that gets posted on here. Were CC criminally inclined (perish the thought), there would be so much useful information on ER, that the “enhanced interrogation specialists” in CC’s employ would not need to look far for inspiration in order to get valuable intelligence assets to “share”. For example:

  • a very hungry @polybear would be placed in a small room, another small room would contain a table groaning from the weight of cake upon it - and nothing but a short, narrow corridor teeming with Australian snakes and spiders between The Bear and Bliss.
  • @New Haven Neil would be “encouraged” to energetically tap dance whilst wearing wooden clogs (followed by a Sumo massage of the feet)
  • and so on…

As for CC’s “revelations”: how can you be sure it’s Captain Cynical who’s posting - it could be ChatGPT. Captain Cynical may be the pseudonym of a stage name or a regnal name. Or maybe Captain Cynical exists but iL Dottore doesn’t. Perhaps iL Dottore is an alias of @polybear - who uses it to cadge more than his allotted share of cake, or of @jamie92208 - who uses it to snaffle more Cognac and Eccles Cakes.

 

Perhaps this post doesn’t actually exist and is a modified facsimile of a real post?
 

CC out.

 

From that stream of consciousness, one wonders if Captain Cynical  is suffering an identity crisis...

 

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