JohnDMJ Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 16 minutes ago, Happy Hippo said: Nothing to worry about: you'd have more excitement if you spilt a tin of dried paint. And probably even more if I'd stayed to watch it dry! 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium BSW01 Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 Good morning everyone It's raining, the garden has needed it so I'm not complaining. Having said that, it's now stopped and the sun is shining! A day in the workshop beckons and hopefully by the end of the day I'll have built and tested the latest circuit board. Stay safe, stay sane, enjoy whatever you have planned for the day, back later. 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post jamie92208 Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2020 Good moaning from a still warm Limousin. The wet seems to have stayed away overnight but it is a tad cooler. Later this morning I will set off home once I've drunk my coffee and looked at a door that won't stay shut for our hostess Margaret. She was at school with Beth but was widowed a year after moving out here. Beth is staying on for a few days so my journey home will be broken by some trainspotting. Regards to all. Jamie 18 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post jamie92208 Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2020 Just got home and found that the above message hadn't posted. A very pleasant drive home with REM Automatic to the peopke on mych if the time. I did a bit if shopping in Ruffec and ate some lunch on the station. What should come past but the lowest numbered class 27000 that I need. Now back home, shutters opened and peace and quiet. Jamie 20 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 2 hours ago, JohnDMJ said: Who? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/coleen-rooney-didnt-want-go-22260309 4 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post PhilJ W Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2020 This might amuse you, especially the ex military ones amongst you and Dave in particular who spent some time driving their products. 21 minutes ago, CameronL said: This was allegedly posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humour. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humour, and made the web department take it down immediately (for once, the 'IMPORTANT' note at the end is worth a read too.... ************************************************************************ Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. 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JohnDMJ Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/coleen-rooney-didnt-want-go-22260309 With all due respect, thanks but so what? 5 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium polybear Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 4 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Douglas, there is a way of stopping birds flying into windows, I think I posted it here on ER's a few few months ago. It consists of painting a series of very thin vertical lines on the inside of the glass 4-6 inches apart. You can use something that can easily be removed but the lines can easily be replaced after window cleaning. If you don't want anything on the glass vertical blinds can also be effective. Most birds will not fly through what they see as a vertical gap unless it exceeds their wingspan somewhat. A reel of self-adhesive car pin-striping should do nicely; pick your colour to match the wallpaper..... 10 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, polybear said: A reel of self-adhesive car pin-striping should do nicely; pick your colour to match the wallpaper..... A different colour would be better surely? But are some birds colour blind? A contrasting colour would be better. Edited June 27, 2020 by PhilJ W 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDMJ Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 4 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Morning all from Estuary-Land. Woke up earlier this morning to the sound of heavy rain but its stopped, for now. There's a bit more to come according to the weathermen but should be dry tomorrow. Douglas, there is a way of stopping birds flying into windows, I think I posted it here on ER's a few few months ago. It consists of painting a series of very thin vertical lines on the inside of the glass 4-6 inches apart. You can use something that can easily be removed but the lines can easily be replaced after window cleaning. If you don't want anything on the glass vertical blinds can also be effective. Most birds will not fly through what they see as a vertical gap unless it exceeds their wingspan somewhat. Now off to run a bath, be back later. I found an easier way! When I had bought my house in 2013, I soon realised it needed rewiring, replumbing and reglazing. All of my windows and doors have Venetian Blinds fitted inside the double glazing! I usually keep the blinds fully displayed but at an adequate angle to let light through. 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 81C Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 27, 2020 19 hours ago, AndyB said: Oh don't get me started about them. Oh, ok if you insist.... So when I lived up that way I owned a Ford Escort with about 15k on the clock. Took it in there for a service and it got as far as the nearest roundabout before conking out. Never worked properly again after they touched it. Like many garages they relied totally on a computer to say if a car was working. No matter the car wouldn't get above 5mph after they'd worked on it; their computer knew better. Never bought another Ford and never will again. I'm guessing from your post that 25 years on they haven't improved a lot! Afternoon All Wet and yuck here HI Andy nothing wrong with Ford Cars its the badly run dealership we have in this area, the one I used in Essex this week to say excellent is an understatement. Think Wancur Ford @ Guildford don't know how to return a call same for Bracknell and Farnborough, Wokingham are better but want to rip you off on the trade-ins my car was 100% showroom condition and the still only offered 1K under the Glasses guide, Basingstoke are a gem they leave you in the carpark waiting for a salesman to come free after 15 minutes I went in to the showroom and asked what is going on to be told the man I needed to see had just driven out of the carpark I said couldn't any of you t0ssers have told me he was on his way home !!!! red faces all round and the other customers were all embarrassed so yes that company are a JOKE. Tiling proceeded at a good pace today nearly finished so a much needed break to give my hands a chance to recover has been taken I need to go to Argos later for some more accessories for the home and car. I bought a smart watch last month it finally turned up and I started to set the thing up as usual electrickery and me are not compatible so I will have to ask a daughter to intervene maybe one day things will work without the intervention of others. Spose I better get on stay safe and mind that gap. Bob The Builder. 11 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 45156 Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Afternoon All Been AWOL as have had both Laptop problems, and also a lack of computer mojo (including RMWeb) and just no end of jobs. But enough of that, and instead, the most fond of generic greetings, and a hope that all are well, and not ailing too much. Many pages skipped, with no prospect of catching up, so if there is anything that I need to know, can somebody please PM me, so that I am up to speed. So what has been going on - not a great deal at all I'm afraid, other than carpet washing, bookwork, and spending more modelling tokens on things such as printer cartridges - wow, can HP price up, and I'm never sure what brands of clone will work properly, as in the past I've been stung with buying refilled cartridges which just didn't work. Tomorrow, I will be restringing the Two Ducks guitar, the £500 instrument which I obtained in the antiques centre for £175 less 10% trade discount, as I really don't like the sound with custom light strings, so I've bought some HD lights instead. Then I will also be putting some guitar hangers up on the wall, as they look a lot neater than the way that they're up - I've got six to hang, so it should be fun, as they're all on solid walls. Back tomorrow, hopefully Regards to All Stewart ps it's chuckinitdarn here. Edited June 27, 2020 by 45156 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 7 hours ago, iL Dottore said: According to some, Ford is an acronym for “Found On Road Dead“ I have only ever had one Ford in my life A friend told me that it stood for "First On Race Day"; my comment was "Into the pits?" My favorite is "Mopar or no car!" 6 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post TheQ Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Afternoon Awl, Ford cars, hmm, I can't really blame Ford on the unreliablity of the fords I owned 40+ years ago, they were ancient rust buckets when I bought them.. When I worked for GEC they had Ford Pool cars, originally Sierras which weren't to bad, but to save money they switched to non turbo diesel escort estates. They were so gutless and slow, the overtime bill went up and they started complaining about that.. So they insisted we stay overnight and come back in company time, then of course the hotel bills went up and they complained about that.. The work today was drilling the holes in the keel ballast weight, the first 4 drilled halfway through the fifth, the drill bit broke inside.. I drilled through from the other side, and using a bit of spare keel bolt hammered the broken bit, it just poked out when it jammed.. Totally.. Eventually I had to drill round the original hole, chisel between the holes, then turn it over yet again. To finally hammer it out. I had to roll the152kg lump, of ballast weight over many times, , it's got aerofoil sides a flat top and a curved bottom. It really did not want to turn over, my left elbow is really complaining at the efforts. It took about a half hour to drill each hole... And 2.5 hours to dig out the broken bit. I've just watched an old episode of antiques roadshow, from Cromer, it had a member of the MRC on it.. Edited June 27, 2020 by TheQ 2 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, PhilJ W said: This was allegedly posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humour. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humour, and made the web department take it down immediately (for once, the 'IMPORTANT' note at the end is worth a read too.... ...snip... Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division IMPORTANT: ...snip... Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context ...snip... I read that some years ago although some of the wording may have been a little different. Absquatulation: to flee; abscond Note: I just had to look that up. However, it will probably not go on my Favorite Words List of which bloviate is leading the pack now. BTW, bloviate is almost onomatopoeic. Makes me think of Tintinnabulation. Edited June 27, 2020 by J. S. Bach 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium New Haven Neil Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 Had some real howler crapbox Fords in the distant past, but in more recent times got good service from a Focus TDCi, and liked the B Max that replaced it as a car except it was a 1.4 and totally gutless. Mistake purchase. My foot injury intervened and now means I can't drive a manual car far as depressing the clutch is really painful so it got px'd for a Hyundai i30 auto. I would have had an auto B Max until I googled them - oh dear - the Getrag Powershift box is a nightmare. Look up John Cadogan's comments on Youtoob for a laugh. 3 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 I've now just watched a programme of " escape to the country" the first house was near Horning, where my sailing club is, and there in the back ground was the sailing club and my motorboat. 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florence Locomotive Works Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Morning awl, just, Not much will be happening this weekend I fear. This is do to the younger sibling having a horse-show all day tomorrow and for 6 hours today. Luckily I don’t have to attend, so I’ll have loads of time to do nothing in silence. One of the cats has crawled into the dog’s crate, and refuses to leave now, we may have to evict him at some point. Hot and overcast outside, with a wind that should only be allowed to blow into a blast furnace. Hopefully the globe valve and flywheel will arrive today, if they don’t then I might ring Stuart models. Nothing has been done on the Scotchman, I need to get some brass for the firebox. Well now I’m off to make a grilled cheese, the one below is one I forged earlier. Moan finished. 15 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 27, 2020 14 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: bloviate is leading the pack now My favourite word of the day (from a Facebook friend) is “kakistocracy” 10 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 15 minutes ago, Tony_S said: My favourite word of the day (from a Facebook friend) is “kakistocracy” I wholeheartedly agree and it seems to be quite true today. 7 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Florence Locomotive Works said: Morning awl, ...snip... Hot and overcast outside, with a wind that should only be allowed to blow into a blast furnace. ...snip...One of the cats has crawled into the dog’s crate, and refuses to leave now, we may have to evict him at some point. ...snip... I would think more like out of a blast furnace. The dog might just handle that chore for you. Or kitty will leave on its own accord when either food or litter box calls. Wingnut and "trains": Note the the D. C. Central's* service was abandoned and the rails have been lifted. I am a two-railer but wanted to run some trains without a lot of bother so the Allas track was put down; it lasted about three years. If there is to be any third rail on my layout, it will be either about twelve inches outside and about six inches above the running rails (like most subways) or about eighteen feet above the center of the track (like most trolley lines). Edit: the inches and feet are scale inches and feet. *Dirty Carpet Central Edited June 27, 2020 by J. S. Bach 16 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, grandadbob said: Raining again so it has been decreed "we" are not walking this morning but "need" to do some domestic tasks. My assistance has been requested Glad to hear it's not this one Bob: W / Whiskey (I require medical assistance)!!! Edited June 27, 2020 by Ozexpatriate Secret text 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Ozexpatriate said: Glad to hear it's not this one Bob: W / Whiskey (I require medical assistance) Whiskey/medical assistance? Seems appropriate! 7 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2020 Afternoon all from Estuary-Land. Just eaten dinner, toad in the hole, delicious. Earlier the garden wheelie bin went for a walk despite the bricks holding it down. Duly recovered and placed in a corner out of the wind. Only slight problem is that the corner in question is designated for the new shed when it arrives so it will have to be moved elsewhere. 4 hours ago, JohnDMJ said: I found an easier way! When I had bought my house in 2013, I soon realised it needed rewiring, replumbing and reglazing. All of my windows and doors have Venetian Blinds fitted inside the double glazing! I usually keep the blinds fully displayed but at an adequate angle to let light through. But are the blinds vertical? Its only vertical lines or blinds that work. 1 hour ago, Tony_S said: My favourite word of the day (from a Facebook friend) is “kakistocracy” What a splendid word, I won't say any more for fear of getting too political. 12 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Erichill16 Posted June 27, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2020 (Early) evening all. dont know what happened to the morning but it went and the nephews have been around this afternoon to play in our garden. Social distancing observed. My football team didn’t win but teams around did so that’s a bit disappointing. Balance a bit worse today, had a funny episode with had this afternoon so going to bed as soon as nephews disappear. Hence my early post. an Early goodnight. Regards Robert 1 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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