RMweb Gold Popular Post Oldddudders Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2017 I have more or less caught up with three days' work, and should be able to leave the office shortly..... Speaking of extremities, do let us know what the current update in the ménage à trois profonde is. It's better than any recent comedy I've watched.....Oddly enough, Sidecar Racer asked the same question when we were at Taunton! I've now been away for 10 days, but highlights include Tom being caught by wifey using the phone Alison bought for him, with much shouting. Full congress seems to have been achieved more than once in his tractor. This clearly causes a temporary halt in the seeding process (er, this is seeding the field) and lo and behold wifey has consulted another farmer to identify just how long it should take to sow a field of that size, and expressed surprise that it took rather longer! On another similar occasion in the small hours, headlights suddenly came across the field. Tom panicked and ordered Alison out of the tractor, whereupon she told him if she had to go it was over! She liked the prospect of a showdown with wifey. So she stormed off into the darkness. It then transpired that the headlights were of Harry's car, Harry being the temporary hired help, who had been out all evening and was happy to drive the tractor while Alison and Tom went off to pursue their activities in comfort. [Harry is an Essex boy, and a real find for all concerned, as he is competent at the farming stuff and feeds Alison all sorts of titbits about what is going on Chez Tom.] So Tom now found he'd fallen out with Alison for nothing, and told Harry so in words of one syllable, and would he FFS go out in the dark, find her and bring her back! All seemed to end well. I think that is enough for now....... 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 ...I think that is enough for now....... No it isn't! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 30, 2017 No it isn't! A chap in your condition can only stand so much excitement! Sherry hopes you've had your medication. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyID Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I have a tractor too but I can't for the life of me work out how.............. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 30, 2017 I have a tractor too but I can't for the life of me work out how.............. MiL bought Aditi's Dad a a little tractor for his 70th birthday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Donw Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 30, 2017 Morning to most, evening Rick. Game umpired. Pitch had a lot of variable bounce at one end. Went out for a pint to celebrate SAFC being relegated. Question Is an evap/cigarette a cigarette? YCCC think so, our local bar does not. It's a very intrusive item which does give off strange smells and vapour. Your thoughts lease? Have a great day whatever you have planned. Baz I find it rather strange that people using them to top up their dosage of a toxic chemical that they have become addicted to and that this is considered by some to be respectable commercial activity and that it is ok to profit from their addiction. Nicotine is quite an effective poison. I agree it is a free world and people can poison themselves if they wish but to profit from it seems out of place. Don Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Dread Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I've observed people in cars sitting there vaping away and producing so much smoke, billowing out of car door windows, that it looks like the car's on fire! All the best, Keith This very morning whilst driving back from Market Weighton to Hull, the van in front of me appeared to on fire because there was so much smoke being emitted at intervals from the driver's window. I had no doubt it was fumes from a vaping device. Several nights ago, in our local bar, I observed a fellow puffing on one of these devices and then returning it back to his pocket, until he required another fix. He was asked to leave by mine host. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Donw Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 30, 2017 You only rent beer. In and out in far too short a time True but you hope it has been well cleaned before it comes out of a tap again. Don 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Donw Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 30, 2017 Eh? Alcohol works on exactly the same principles: it's taken into the body, does whatever it's supposed to do in there, and is then expelled from the body. I see no difference Not sure about that some of the alcohol is broken down by the body and either used for energy or laid down as fat for future use. There may be by products that need to be expelled. Don 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jamie92208 Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 30, 2017 MiL bought Aditi's Dad a a little tractor for his 70th birthday. My Mrs wants to buy a tractor in France allegedly for cutting the grass!!!!!! Jamie 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Dread Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 True but you hope it has been well cleaned before it comes out of a tap again. Don I believe there is a mathematical formula to cover this, something along the lines of, B x #. = P + 1. Whereas B is beer, # is the number of pints consumed and P is, well what do you think it is? I for one, p*ss more than I drink! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyID Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 My Mrs wants to buy a tractor in France allegedly for cutting the grass!!!!!! Jamie Be sure to get one with a built-in CD player. Then she can put on The Beach Boys: "I'm picking up good vibrations...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombe Barton Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 My Mrs wants to buy a tractor in France allegedly for cutting the grass!!!!!! Jamie According to Oldddudders tractors in Frace can be used for other things as well 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 30, 2017 My Mrs wants to buy a tractor in France allegedly for cutting the grass!!!!!! Jamie Sorry Jamie, But we know it is you that wants the tractor, and I believe you have illusions of becoming a hop farmer! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffy2 Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 My Mrs wants to buy a tractor in France allegedly for cutting the grass!!!!!! Jamie C'est de rigeur! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 MiL bought Aditi's Dad a a little tractor for his 70th birthday. oo or ho? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 A chap in your condition can only stand so much excitement! Sherry hopes you've had your medication. Forget the medication. It's the activity in rural France that's keeping me going here. 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 You only rent beer. In and out in far too short a time and similarly food, bodily deposits ........... 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDMJ Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 and similarly food, bodily deposits ........... but it's a slightly longer process! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 but it's a slightly longer process! I've had excellent results with Original All-Bran. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 TMI, people! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) Evening all from Estuary-Land. Had a good day at the Peterborough Truckfest only marred by the massive queues to get in, queuing right down to the A1, about 3 miles of traffic gridlock moving at about 1.5 mph. Fortunately the fact that my parents lived for a few years in Peterborough meant that I new a few avoiding routes and it only took me about half an hour to get in. I raided the Oxford Diecast stall and came away with four bagfuls of goodies. I spent some time chatting to the chairman of the model road vehicle club of which I am a member discussing various modelling hints and techniques. If getting there was bad enough the journey home was horrendous. A car had caught fire on the M11 southbound at about the time I left the showground leaving traffic stationary for almost an hour. This bought the hen/cockwombles out in force, firstly the henwomble in front of me was holding her car on the footbrake and dazzling me with her brake lights, after about ten or fifteen minutes I had to get out and tell her to use the handbrake. When the traffic did start moving it was in fits and starts, until we reached the burnt out car then it started moving normally. Of course the cockwombles have to gawp. I was put off gawping before I'd even passed my test, I was passenger in a car when we passed a fatal RTA just after it had happened, not a very pleasant sight so now I keep my eyes on the road ahead. I have a tractor too but I can't for the life of me work out how.............. It depends on how big yours is. Edited April 30, 2017 by PhilJ W 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Barry O Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 30, 2017 Night all. Baz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted April 30, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 30, 2017 G'night all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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