RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 5, 2015 Morning all Inevitably, Jock's sad tale of his younger friend took me back to 2012, when Deb, who had had chemo the previous Autumn, suddenly felt unwell, was initially told there were tumours on her liver, but then clearly lots of other nasties were detected. The language barrier meant I was spared the details but got the message, and she was dead within 2 days. I hope Jock's friend is luckier. Fakenham? Isn't that what your ex throws in your face when you remind her how much she seemed to enjoy the bedroom stuff? Yes, I'm marrying Charmaine. I actually like the name, so will not have any problem on the day. And her middle name is Ruth - well, who'd want to marry a ruthless woman? Hope your week progressing well. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trisonic Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I like it too, Ian. You already have your "first dance” music! Best, Pete. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trisonic Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I really must keep away from You Tube, though Gordon will no doubt enjoy this: The lovely young lady with the cut glass voice is Bethany (she actually seems to have a Glaswegian accent). A student at Brigham Young University she rather proves that “they” do have a sense of humor... Best, Pete. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 5, 2015 Dd's plumber must be feeling quite drained by now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
railsquid Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Can we finally pull the plug on all the plumber jokes please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 5, 2015 Crikey, Pete! I switched off after 5 seconds! Returning to the object of my affections - herewith, communing with one of the locals. 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold roundhouse Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 5, 2015 Can we finally pull the plug on all the plumber jokes please? This thread is going down the pan!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 5, 2015 This thread is going down the pan!! It's halfway to the treatment works . 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
edcayton Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I really must keep away from You Tube, though Gordon will no doubt enjoy this: The lovely young lady with the cut glass voice is Bethany (she actually seems to have a Glaswegian accent). A student at Brigham Young University she rather proves that “they” do have a sense of humor... Best, Pete. "When your little astronauts splash down". Love it. Ed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium NGT6 1315 Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 5, 2015 I went to Fakenham...once. Ed Is that the same kind of shtick as the Bielefeld Conspiracy jokes? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDolfelin Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Yes - she was an old boiler in any case. They both are a bit of a shower. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 These plumber jokes are driving me around the U-bend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombe Barton Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 WE NEED THE GROAN BUTTON!!!!! NOW!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 5, 2015 Crikey, Pete! I switched off after 5 seconds! Returning to the object of my affections - herewith, communing with one of the locals. IHD_1976a.jpg As long as Debs is not looking is it safe to mention ginger pussies? (interestingly one of ours does that with his paws - before he puts them to your throat (in the nicest possible way). 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium NGT6 1315 Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 5, 2015 WE NEED THE GROAN BUTTON!!!!! NOW!!! Oh dear. Imminent metal fatigue! Everything's gonna be going down the sink now... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixoh8sixoh Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 WE NEED THE GROAN BUTTON!!!!! NOW!!! It's ok, AndyY says it's in the pipeline... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium NGT6 1315 Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 5, 2015 It's ok, AndyY says it's in the pipeline... Then, all will be weld. And on that joyful occasion, meine sehr verehrten Damen und Herren: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XlCUSt_9UI 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 It's ok, AndyY says it's in the pipeline... What a gas! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium NGT6 1315 Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 5, 2015 What a gas! You a copper or somethin'? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 5, 2015 It was really sunny here. So I decided it seemed a good time to wash the doormats. There is now snow and hail without sun. Tony Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffy2 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 It was really sunny here. So I decided it seemed a good time to wash the doormats. There is now snow and hail without sun. Tony Now be fair, you knew that had to happen... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium New Haven Neil Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 5, 2015 Glorious sunshine here on FR, and it almost feels pleasant, as opposed to the cutting wind we have had all week. Someone is cutting their lawn! Grass does grow all year here, mine is a mess but my garden drains poorly, the lawnmower would sink at the moment! Mrs H awake in recovery but had a big bleed apparently, have to check later to see if she's allowed home. The surgeon found several damaged nerves and some scarring from a previous (but not known about!) injury to the wrist. Wait and see time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jamie92208 Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 5, 2015 All the best to Jock. All this talk of plumbers reminds me of school when at the age of , IIRC, 15 to 16 we had to have sex edication which was given by our middle aged housemaster. He was an ex Punjab Police officer red of face and white of hair and utterred the following immortal line, "Our plumber describes it very well. You put the male part of the joint into the female part of the joint, then screw it up.". Hat and coat on and running for the door. Jamie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 5, 2015 Now be fair, you knew that had to happen...I suppose I am of a slightly optimistic outlook. It always amuses me that Aditi can be so optimistic it seems to overcome not only her knowledge of meteorology but also observation when it comes to putting the washing out(or requesting me to). Nothing exciting from the postman this morning unless a letter from my GP counts. I had some blood tests on Monday and she would like me to have one set repeated in a couple of weeks. At least it isn't the fasting glucose and lipids ones. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium NGT6 1315 Posted February 5, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 5, 2015 Fingers crossed, Neil! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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