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Proper Swiss trains are green, the mighty Ae6/6, Re6/6 and various flavours of Re4/4 looked perfect in green. They just didn't rock my boat the same way when they went to red. Although it was a less objectionable change than when the iconic Br103 went from red/cream to red (or, God help us, Lufthansa) colours. And don't get me started on what France did to some of the classic Arzens designed locomotives.

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24 minutes ago, Happy Hippo said:

All this talk about engines of colour is as a result of work by so called preservationists. Before these shareholders of paint companies came along, with their fanciful liveries, railway companies produced all their locos, rolling stock, buildings and general infrastructure, in various shades of grey. 

 

All my GWR Steam books by Bradford Barton bear this out. Having perused Midland Steam and Southern Steam books from the same publisher, I can confirm that differing railway companies adopted similar grey schemes.

 

 

 

So thats why it's called Railway Pornography?

 

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I have some pictures of the good doctor, ( other descriptions are available)  on or near other red metre gauge trains.  For a modest fee they can remain on my hard disc. 

 

Jamie

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32 minutes ago, jamie92208 said:

I have some pictures of the good doctor, ( other descriptions are available)  on or near other red metre gauge trains.  For a modest fee they can remain on my hard disc. 

 

Jamie

Print and be damned! (But not by the PoD.)

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41 minutes ago, Happy Hippo said:

Print and be damned! (But not by the PoD.)

I knew I'd seen your likeness somewhere and now it's come back to me.

 

I take it you take after your mother's side of the family then.

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23 minutes ago, Dave Hunt said:

Ah, that explains the handsomeness.

 

Dave

First all things MR and now this!

 

What did they inject into you when you had your Op?

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None of this red/green nonsense in this part of the world. Locomotives are in the perfect colour of blue with white cab roof with perhaps a bit of red reserved for the coupling rods and lining.

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2 hours ago, jamie92208 said:

I have some pictures of the good doctor, ( other descriptions are available)  on or near other red metre gauge trains.  For a modest fee they can remain on my hard disc. 

 

Jamie

Perhaps so, but let us not forget that the Swiss metre gauge railways paint their locomotives (and sometimes carriages) in bright, sunny and Holy Papal Red, not the dark, demonic, Midland Red. I have NO problem with being associated with both infallibility and saintliness.

2 hours ago, jamie92208 said:

the good doctor, (other descriptions are available

Let me help you with that:

GOOD

(adjective)  in the sense of excellent

Definition

positive moral qualities

Synonyms

excellent 

great (informal) 

fine 

pleasing 

capital (old-fashioned) 

choice 

crucial (slang) 

worthy 

first-class 

divine 

splendid 

superb 

awesome (slang) 

world-class 

admirable 

first-rate 

tiptop 

etc.


And YES, all do apply to me!

 

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21 minutes ago, iL Dottore said:

Perhaps so, but let us not forget that the Swiss metre gauge railways paint their locomotives (and sometimes carriages) in bright, sunny and Holy Papal Red, not the dark, demonic, Midland Red. I have NO problem with being associated with both infallibility and saintliness.

Let me help you with that:

GOOD

(adjective)  in the sense of excellent

Definition

positive moral qualities

Synonyms

excellent 

great (informal) 

fine 

pleasing 

capital (old-fashioned) 

choice 

crucial (slang) 

worthy 

first-class 

divine 

splendid 

superb 

awesome (slang) 

world-class 

admirable 

first-rate 

tiptop 

etc.


And YES, all do apply to me!

 

Someone's ego is writing cheques that his body can't cash.

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1 hour ago, iL Dottore said:

First all things MR and now this!

 

What did they inject into you when you had your Op?

 

I think it was some new drug from Switzerland made from melted chocolate and cuckoo clocks.

 

Dave

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1 hour ago, iL Dottore said:

Let me help you with that:

GOOD

(adjective)  in the sense of excellent

Definition

positive moral qualities

Synonyms

excellent 

great (informal) 

fine 

pleasing 

capital (old-fashioned) 

choice 

crucial (slang) 

worthy 

first-class 

divine 

splendid 

superb 

awesome (slang) 

world-class 

admirable 

first-rate 

tiptop 

etc.


And YES, all do apply to me!

 

 

No mention of humble or realistic there I see.

 

Dave

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It's absolutely piddling down here in North Hipposhire so the driveway work is on hold as is a walk. Nothing for it but to go down to the shed then.

 

Dave 

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5 hours ago, iL Dottore said:

Oh dear! That’s going to set back your recovery quite a bit. You obviously haven’t read this medical classic:

 

”…’tis an established medical FACT, well known to all who practise RAILWAY MEDICINE, that just the sight of Locomotives painted in SATANIC RED is enough to unsettle the strongest constitutions and quickly lead to DISTURBANCES OF THE MIND. And if the afflicted person is also exposed to all the various NOXIOUS AND VILE EMANATIONS emitted by THE DEVIL’S LOCOMOTIVES then there is no hope, only INSANITY and PREMATURE DEATH await.
 

Such afflicted individuals are a PITEOUS SIGHT, uncontrollably DROOLING, shaken by PALSY, prematurely SENILE, sallow skinned and ASHEN FACED,  HUNCHBACKED, TWISTED and BANDY-LEGGED, only those practicing the SINFUL PRACTICE of ONANISM fare worse.

 

There is NO CURE, even the miraculous healing powers of GWR GREEN - a PANACEA FOR MOST ILLS cannot help such pitiful WRETCHES.

 

AVOIDANCE of ALL THINGS MR is the only way to avoid such a TRAGIC AND NEEDLESS WASTE.

 

A Doctor (Swindon)”

 

The Lancet, 1878

 

That's alright then, as most of them were black anyway!

 

Particularly in later years.

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1 hour ago, Dave Hunt said:

 

I think it was some new drug from Switzerland made from melted chocolate and cuckoo clocks.

 

Dave

Once upon a time I thought cuckoo clocks were some sort of Swiss thing but when  we went for a walk in the black forest near Titisee and found lots of information about they are German in origin from that area   .

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28 minutes ago, Tony_S said:

Once upon a time I thought cuckoo clocks were some sort of Swiss thing but when  we went for a walk in the black forest near Titisee and found lots of information about they are German in origin from that area   .

So it's a German drug then not Swiss.

 

I wonder how they got it through customs without it being held up and surcharge levied on it. You don't think the Squadron Leader brought it back on one of his return flights after providing air cover for the said Herr Doctarrie.

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Posted (edited)

I've been hit with a tidy up feel the consequences order.

 

It all stems from a comment I made earlier:

 

'If you didn't have feet would you wear socks?'

 

'No'

 

'Why do you wear a bra then?'

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3 hours ago, Dave Hunt said:

 

No mention of humble or realistic there I see.

 

Dave

False modesty, feigned humility are sins!

 

I am very good at what I do (which is why I can charge The Big Bucks). But what I do must remain veiled in secrecy....

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10 minutes ago, Happy Hippo said:

I've been hit with a tidy up feel the consequences order.

 

It all stems from a comment I made earlier:

 

'If you didn't have feet would you wear socks?'

 

'No'

 

'Why do you wear a bra then?'

One hopes at least it wasn’t to some random female you met while shopping.

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Good afternoon folks,

 

Sounds like HH has done the classic bloke thing, by by-passing the 'think - say' filter.

I.e. even if you think it you shouldn't say it until the brain has had a chance to catch-up with the speech action.

 

Ask me how I know 😂

 

Cheers, Nigel.

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5 hours ago, iL Dottore said:

Perhaps so, but let us not forget that the Swiss metre gauge railways paint their locomotives (and sometimes carriages) in bright, sunny and Holy Papal Red, not the dark, demonic, Midland Red. I have NO problem with being associated with both infallibility and saintliness.

Let me help you with that:

GOOD

(adjective)  in the sense of excellent

Definition

positive moral qualities

Synonyms

excellent 

great (informal) 

fine 

pleasing 

capital (old-fashioned) 

choice 

crucial (slang) 

worthy 

first-class 

divine 

splendid 

superb 

awesome (slang) 

world-class 

admirable 

first-rate 

tiptop 

etc.


And YES, all do apply to me!

 

You were an admiral? Whose navy?

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