Winslow Boy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 14 minutes ago, Happy Hippo said: Will there be chicken sandwiches? Afraid not Big H there wasn't much left after DD had finished with it- she's very partial to chicken. Mind you knowing my luck she probably won't get incinerated with me so I think you and her would get along famously. Happy Hippo & Devil Dog sounds right for Saturday night TV don't you think. 3 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted August 6, 2022 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Dave Hunt said: Hell's bells, Blofeld has nothing on you when it comes to dreaming up evil, vicious and terrifying punishments. You don't work for CC Industrie do you? Dave It's easy to break a prisoner's resistance to interrogation if you know which buttons to press. The horror is not just knowing the locos are going green, but the brutality of the upcoming paint job being applied with a 2" brush previously used for sweeping swarf off a lathe. As an independent consultant I am often employed in many roles, but my favourite is that of a trouble shooter. If you have someone causing you trouble, I will shoot them! 1 1 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyID Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Happy Hippo said: If you have someone causing you trouble, I will shoot them! Well, as it happens, we could use your services over 'ere, big time 😀 (I assume you are a good golfer?) 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted August 7, 2022 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 7, 2022 8 hours ago, Winslow Boy said: Happy Hippo & Devil Dog sounds right for Saturday night TV don't you think. I've worked with Devil Dogs before: Well, certain elements of USMC Force Reconnaissance who are indeed Devil Dogs. And when they say they've got your back, they really have. 1 5 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Boy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Well an update on my previous posting. What I didn't include, as I tend to ramble on a bit. You hadn't noticed. Oh you are kind. Is that following the 'incident' I managed to assault myself with a crowbar. So I now have a nice shiner. Obviously God starts off simple and only resorts to the Bolt of Doom when all else fails. Well off to walk DD. Wish me luck. 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Dave Hunt Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 A couple of weeks ago we were looking after some animals for friends, including an 18 month old Alsatian bitch. She isn't a devil dog, in fact she is very friendly and playful but there's the rub. Her idea of play is what some would call boisterous but others, including Jill, call explosive. We've still got the bruises and scars to prove it. Dave 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Dave Hunt Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 8 hours ago, Happy Hippo said: .........the upcoming paint job being applied with a 2" brush previously used for sweeping swarf off a lathe. Ah, I see you've improved your painting technique then? Dave 1 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted August 7, 2022 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dave Hunt said: Ah, I see you've improved your painting technique then? Dave Well unless you want them sprayed Khaki as demonstrated in my promotional video.... 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 7, 2022 11 hours ago, Winslow Boy said: I'm in deep do dahs with the local vicar. I am certain that you won’t be In trouble for long. I am sure vicars in such circumstances are supposed to turn the other chick. 4 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium polybear Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Winslow Boy said: Well an update on my previous posting. What I didn't include, as I tend to ramble on a bit. You hadn't noticed. Oh you are kind. Is that following the 'incident' I managed to assault myself with a crowbar. So I now have a nice shiner. C'mon, own up....you can tell us..... The Vicar did it, didn't he? 1 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted August 7, 2022 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 7, 2022 27 minutes ago, polybear said: C'mon, own up....you can tell us..... The Vicar did it, didn't he? You are making an assumption there, what happens if it was a lady vicar 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium polybear Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 19 minutes ago, Happy Hippo said: You are making an assumption there, what happens if it was a lady vicar Then it would've been a Big Stick with a Nail in it.... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erichill16 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 1 hour ago, polybear said: C'mon, own up....you can tell us..... The Vicar did it, didn't he? It was Rev. Green, in the library with the lead piping. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erichill16 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 On devil dogs, from this, To this in three months- 13 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Boy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Well still alive, just. You recall that my last posting mentioned that I was of out to walk DD. Well DD did get her walk, however I nearly got knocked off by a golf ball. The fact that I happened to be on a golf course at the time is purely coincidental. And yes I did check to see if there were any ninja hippos about and there weren't. So you have to admit that the chap (chapess? ) Upstairs is fairly resourceful. I reckon if I get through to tomorrow I should be okay. However I'm not taking any chances and will be avoiding ladders, black cats and definitely golf courses. Ian of a sore neck due to having look behind all the time. 1 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 @Winslow Boy you need to find some way of atoning for devil dogs actions. May I suggest the building of a shed . I do have access to a tame Vicar prices on a sliding scale usually paid for in Whisky, Pendyrhyn is perfectly acceptable. 1 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Dave Hunt Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 12 hours ago, Happy Hippo said: Well unless you want them sprayed Khaki as demonstrated in my promotional video.... That's when I realised that in your case GWR means Great Whooshing Rectum. Dave 1 1 11 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Dave Hunt Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 13 hours ago, Winslow Boy said: ............following the 'incident' I managed to assault myself with a crowbar. So I now have a nice shiner. Sounds to me like the vicar brought in the Old Bill to prefer a charge of chicken stealing and during questioning as alternative to, "He walked into a door," or, "He fell down the steps Guv, honest," a new and interesting variation was tried, as in, "He hit himself with this crowbar he was carrying; straight up, he did. Never seen nuffink like it." I bet Jamie will be impressed. Dave 1 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Sounds like the cost of redemption has gone up to 2 sheds. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jamie92208 Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dave Hunt said: Sounds to me like the vicar brought in the Old Bill to prefer a charge of chicken stealing and during questioning as alternative to, "He walked into a door," or, "He fell down the steps Guv, honest," a new and interesting variation was tried, as in, "He hit himself with this crowbar he was carrying; straight up, he did. Never seen nuffink like it." I bet Jamie will be impressed. Dave I once arrested a man who gave himself 2 black eyes in the process. Honest guv it wasn't me. He was trying to steal lead from the roofvof our former police station after closure. He was on top of the canteen and decided to jump down i to a passageway. Landed on both feet and hit his head on his knees. We were all on the other side of the wall. Jamie 1 1 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Boy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 1 hour ago, simontaylor484 said: @Winslow Boy you need to find some way of atoning for devil dogs actions. May I suggest the building of a shed . I do have access to a tame Vicar prices on a sliding scale usually paid for in Whisky, Pendyrhyn is perfectly acceptable. Let me sleep on it and if I'm still alive in the morning I'll let you know. 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Dave Hunt Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, jamie92208 said: I once arrested a man who gave himself 2 black eyes in the process. Honest guv it wasn't me............. ............We were all on the other side of the wall. Well, we've all heard of the long arm of the law. Dave 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Boy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, jamie92208 said: I once arrested a man who gave himself 2 black eyes in the process. Honest guv it wasn't me. He was trying to steal lead from the roofvof our former police station after closure. He was on top of the canteen and decided to jump down i to a passageway. Landed on both feet and hit his head on his knees. We were all on the other side of the wall. Jamie Honest Guv we all on the other side of the building. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 I wonder who thought of this. 2 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium BSW01 Posted August 7, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2022 Johnny Walker? 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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