RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Happy Hippo said: Earlier this evening I was asked for my opinion on how the Ranger unit that Nyda runs would best make a Trebuchet. They had thought about using bamboo poles lashed together: engineering with knots. Pioneering. Like so: Nearly ten years ago now! 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jamie92208 Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Dave Hunt said: The mind boggles at the thought of Nyda and a bunch of Rangers being let loose with a trebuchet. Is it for supporting raids on outlying cake stores or what? And what comes next - screaming mimi rocket launchers? 'Night all. Dave They could also use the example of the West German farmer who was annoyed at the Luftwaffe aircraft upsetting his animals. He built a trebuchet with the intention of launching large dumplings against low flying aircraft. I'm sure that the combined skills of the rangers could produce both the trebuchet and the dumplings. They could of course use cake from the ready use stores. Jamie 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Boy Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 hour ago, jamie92208 said: They could also use the example of the West German farmer who was annoyed at the Luftwaffe aircraft upsetting his animals. He built a trebuchet with the intention of launching large dumplings against low flying aircraft. I'm sure that the combined skills of the rangers could produce both the trebuchet and the dumplings. They could of course use cake from the ready use stores. Jamie And aim it at Big H who could be waiting several 'hundred' metres/kilometres? away ready to catch it 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted January 6, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 6, 2021 Thanks for all the helpful pointers about the Trebuchet. They have to be table top versions, so visions of PB and myself scurrying around the outfield trying to catch whole cakes will have to be put on hold. However, as a projector of Maltesers it might be quite fun..... None of this undignified scrambling around in search of a snack. I shall lie on the chaise lounge and issue fire control orders. Up 200 Left 50 On Final Protective Fire please....everything you've got! 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted January 6, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 6, 2021 WHO fired a marble? 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted January 6, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 6, 2021 10 hours ago, simontaylor484 said: Better than putting ralgex on them like one of my former collegues did by accident Or on your toothbrush 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockershovel Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) Didn’t the National Trust have an unfortunate incident with one of those, a while ago? Burnt down a boathouse, I think? I’ve been looking for the video of the Scrapheap Challenge one, which collapsed in a heap when triggered... Scouts used to go in for some quite lethal amusements, at one time. I remember a contest at a gathering held at, I think, Newmarket involving firing bundles of newspapers (a surprisingly effective missile!) across a field using a bungee cord with a dozen or more scouts providing the tension. Edited January 6, 2021 by rockershovel 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 hours ago, jamie92208 said: They could also use the example of the West German farmer who was annoyed at the Luftwaffe aircraft upsetting his animals. He built a trebuchet with the intention of launching large dumplings against low flying aircraft. I'm sure that the combined skills of the rangers could produce both the trebuchet and the dumplings. They could of course use cake from the ready use stores. Jamie What a terrible waste of cake, PB will be appalled, 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 I built a table-top trebuchet from Meccano for my son's school project. It threw marbles but not very far. The counterweight box was filled with offcuts of lead flashing from my stock intended for wagon weights, bound up with duct tape to cover the lead. It came back from school without them and Martyn had no idea where they had gone. About a year later he found the Physics teacher using them in a demonstration. A polite request had them returned. 7 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jamie92208 Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Happy Hippo said: WHO fired a marble? The same person who put a stone in the centre of a snowball. Jamie 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted January 6, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 6, 2021 44 minutes ago, jamie92208 said: The same person who put a stone in the centre of a snowball. Jamie Sounds a bit like: 'He was hit in the face by a small snowball, M'lud, which caused him to fall down the stairs to the cells.' 4 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jamie92208 Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, Happy Hippo said: Sounds a bit like: 'He was hit in the face by a small snowball, M'lud, which caused him to fall down the stairs to the cells.' Or, he tried to bite the toecap on my boot your worship. Jamie 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium SM42 Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Happy Hippo said: Sounds a bit like: 'He was hit in the face by a small snowball, M'lud, which caused him to fall down the stairs to the cells.' Or " He was like that when I found him your honour, I can only presume he must have been hit by a tram." Andy Edited January 6, 2021 by SM42 1 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Trebuchets of cake set to danger close. I remember a wine affecionado killed on midsummer murders by a trebuchet firing bottles of wine from his collection whilst he was pinned to the lawn with croquet hoops whislt his wheelchair ridden wife was forced to watch. She ended up suggesting corrections to fall of shot. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Or he just threw his face at my fist your honour honest guv 3 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslow Boy Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Or ' how was I to know that his face was in the way of my fist M'lord'. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 Speaking of cake, I confess to having some Sunday evening, a slice of chocolate mousse; maybe I should have typed moose, the slice was as big as a moose antler! Otherwise known as death by chocolate!! 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 hours ago, petethemole said: I built a table-top trebuchet from Meccano for my son's school project. It threw marbles but not very far. The counterweight box was filled with offcuts of lead flashing from my stock intended for wagon weights, bound up with duct tape to cover the lead. It came back from school without them and Martyn had no idea where they had gone. About a year later he found the Physics teacher using them in a demonstration. A polite request had them returned. Why would a physics teacher want your marbles? 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: Why would a physics teacher want your marbles? Any number of interesting experiments... But i read that as being the lead that had been "borrowed". Again, any number of interesting experiments... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) Matthew got away with “he hit his head on my forearm” on a couple of occasions. Matthew did get bullied at school but usually by the clever bullies who would hit him so he would retaliate and get caught. So he learned to defend himself positively. Edited January 6, 2021 by Tony_S 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium SM42 Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) My "hit by a tram" explanation was allegedly used by a great uncle ( a local bobby in the old school mould of 80 odd years ago) when defending an accusation in court by the accused, that he had been assaulted whilst being arrested for being drunk and disorderly the night before. The magistrates response went something like " Well we must believe our officers mustn't we? " Andy Edited January 6, 2021 by SM42 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florence Locomotive Works Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I see my own country has just breached its own bastion of freedom and democracy. Tragic. Douglas 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium New Haven Neil Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, Florence Locomotive Works said: I see my own country has just breached its own bastion of freedom and democracy. Tragic. Douglas Unbelievable. It's like an African third world reaction. We don't do politics here, but........yes, tragic. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 Evening all from Estuary-Land. Comments about what is happening in Washington DC are superfluous. And he thinks he will get the Republican nomination in 2024? But as Neil said we don't do politics here. The sore foot is starting to make itself noticeable so I will change the dressing shortly. Tea has brewed, be back later. 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium polybear Posted January 6, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2021 50 minutes ago, SM42 said: My "hit by a tram" explanation was allegedly used by a great uncle ( a local bobby in the old school mould of 80 odd years ago) when defending an accusation in court by the accused, that he had been assaulted whilst being arrested for being drunk and disorderly the night before. The magistrates response went something like " Well we must believe our officers mustn't we? " Andy A friend of mine (a big lad) used to be in the Met., and spent time in a group that used to involve a Police van full of big lads patrolling, ready to snuff out any trouble PDQ. Not quite SPG - but kinda heading that way.... He had fun 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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