34theletterbetweenB&D Posted April 7, 2020 Author Share Posted April 7, 2020 Ah, 'Asiandate.com' suggests I find love with Indian girls. The illustrated model looks completely delightful, but I am sure she would run a mile from this hoary old geezer: and she would be right to do so, she can do soooo much better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon s Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Below the waist grooming?....... The mind boggles..... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted July 24, 2020 Author Share Posted July 24, 2020 The off-target advertising seems to have fallen away in recent months. Nothing seriously weird and unconnected with my interests has appeared. Perhaps a 'tightwad' detector cookie has discerned that there is never a positive outcome? 3 hours ago, gordon s said: Below the waist grooming?... Those don't look like nail clippers. That's my only activity below the waist that might be classed as 'grooming'. (This isn't 'grooming' of course, but solely to avoid my claws savaging holes in my socks after three wearings.) 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Try Veet For Men. But read the review first.... Contains some mild swear words. https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Having been reading through this thread, I took a look to the right of the screen to see what goods/services were being served up for my delight. Wireless bras. My first thought was, so they come equipped with bluetooth now do they?. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 I find it rather reassuring how far off the board targeted advertising is. It would be somewhat sinister if it was consistently hitting the bullseye. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 ITV4 snuck in a blipvert for I think The Fixer during the movie Gran Turino last night. I couldn't say whether it breaches Ofcom rules on subliminal messaging, but I found it annoying more than anything else. C6T. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon s Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Makes a change from scantily clad ladies..... https://www.cringlemodelengineering.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators AY Mod Posted August 4, 2020 Administrators Share Posted August 4, 2020 I haven't looked what Oldddudders has got to say on the matter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted August 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 24/07/2020 at 13:35, Steamport Southport said: Try Veet For Men. But read the review first.... Contains some mild swear words. https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5 It was kind of funny until I got to this: "The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good " Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status... So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :- " The above would have had me rolling on the floor if my chair did not have arms! I laughed so hard that there were tears!! Thank you for brightening my day. Now to go back and read the comments. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon s Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Something for the bath, Sir...... ....and I don't mean Arab women....... Perhaps the ads are becoming more targeted....... https://sdmodelmakers.com/naval-warship-models/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgaD67-iB6wIVMoBQBh33gQd8EAEYASAAEgIe8_D_BwE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 (edited) It has just taken me 15 minutes to read that sprout post. I have tears rolling down my cheeks thank you for sharing that i haven't laughed like that for a while Ouch my ribs hurt Please becareful following the link its even funnier Edited August 4, 2020 by simontaylor484 Health warning 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kris Posted August 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 24/07/2020 at 13:53, gordon s said: Below the waist grooming?....... The mind boggles..... I feel this one is even less appealing. As this is popping up* on the site quite a bit at the moment, I wonder how desperate the advertisers are. *pun intended. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted August 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4, 2020 6 hours ago, simontaylor484 said: It has just taken me 15 minutes to read that sprout post. I have tears rolling down my cheeks thank you for sharing that i haven't laughed like that for a while Ouch my ribs hurt Please becareful following the link its even funnier Some of the 50+ comments are almost as funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon s Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 (edited) This caught my eye this morning..... I'm sure it would be a wonderful experience until I saw the price. From £2750 for 25 minutes...... To be honest I had no idea what to expect as I hadn't really thought how much it must cost to keep one of these machines flying. Oh well, cross that one of the bucket list... https://www.warbirdflights.co.uk/spitfireflights Edited August 16, 2020 by gordon s 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted August 16, 2020 Author Share Posted August 16, 2020 5 hours ago, gordon s said: ...I'm sure it would be a wonderful experience until I saw the price. From £2750 for 25 minutes... To be honest I had no idea what to expect as I hadn't really thought how much it must cost to keep one of these machines flying... I would bet that a hefty chunk of that is insurance. Ask for no insurance for yourself and see if you can get a reduction? Relative to the present cost of a funeral - which none of us enjoy at all - it actually sounds quite reasonable for a late in life adventure, once the other 99 items are ticked off. Having seen altogether too many once lively and active elders reduced to near imprisonment in care and nursing homes and none too happy about it, my thoughts are turning to exciting and dangerous things to do; spend the remaining dough on that, rather then paying to be banged up and bored rigid. 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 That's why people do them through organisations such as Virgin. Cheap as chips and they often have special offers and vouchers. https://www.virginexperiencedays.co.uk/flying Jason 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators AY Mod Posted August 16, 2020 Administrators Share Posted August 16, 2020 7 hours ago, gordon s said: Oh well, cross that one of the bucket list... Replace it with this bargain bucket when they're operating again Gordon - https://www.eaglescott-airfield.com/aerobatic-flight/ A Chippy can be surprisingly lively and you wouldn't get loops in the Spit. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 When I was in the air cadets in the 90s we flew in chipmunks regularly with the Air Experience Flights. They were old aircraft then but were fun e.g. Stall turns when you end up in negative g. You even got to wear a parachute,worn properly you can't stand up straight never mind run to an aircraft. I joined the Air cadets at 13 and left at just before 18 engine up with 20 hrs flying time in chipmunks, flying powered gliders never got the chance to go solo. Flying in the back of a Chinook over Salisbury plain. All this was free but £187 for 30mins would be good value for money 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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