KeithMacdonald Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Keep taking the chlorestrol. In one of my recent day-jobs, I had the pleasure of working with two UK doctors responsible for online continuous training programmes. To keep all UK-registered doctors up-to-speed with medical research and developments after they have graduated. One day, two very long faces. Why? They were trying to grasp the nettle of explaining to several 10,000's of UK doctors that the last 30+ years of Low Fat Diet medical advice turns out to all be built on top of just one piece of research that turns out to be fraudulent. The researcher in question was an ardent self-publicist who cherry-picked data to suit his connections and sources of income. Chlorestrol is an essential part of our well-being. In extreme low-chlorestrol diets, some people get neurological problems. This should not be a surprise, as c.50% of our brains are made up of chlorestrol. It is in effect the insulation around the neural pathways. Think of it in turns of electrical wiring i.e. no insulation = short circuits and damage. 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcy Mane Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 (edited) Add some tea and trains. It cancels all the nasties out. Edited October 1, 2019 by Porcy Mane 4 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 There's even more fun in store when it has to be explained that the 'BMI' (body mass index) is a known inadequate metric. (Developed by the RCAF I believe, and really only relevant to fit circa 20 y.o. males.) The data suggests that being in the 'overweight' range in post-30 adult life is associated with best long term health outcomes and life expectancy. (Lean and fit up to age 30, and after that you can let yourself go a little...) Unless of course there is some contra-indication from a known health condition. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 A bacon sandwich walks into a pub. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”. Brit15 8 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted October 1, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 1, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, great central said: Well I've just had one of these and I feel even less guilty now than I did before the reading the article. Also walked a mile or so to get here and the same going back Only one egg?? Four or more for me; henfruit is the best part of breakfast! Edited October 1, 2019 by J. S. Bach 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Joseph_Pestell Posted October 1, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said: There's always a Pedant around every corner on this flippin' Forum No, I was just trying to encourage more eating of venison. Far too many deer around here now. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted October 1, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Joseph_Pestell said: No, I was just trying to encourage more eating of venison. Far too many deer around here now. In my yard, he (she?) shows up occasionally, sometimes with a friend: 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 2 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: I live by the simple mantra that red meat is not bad for you. It's blue and green meat that's bad for you. Green meat is good for you. Jason 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted October 1, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 1, 2019 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Green meat is good for you. Jason I interpreted that as a statement that the stuff is made from recycled men and women in equal measures..... John Edited October 1, 2019 by Dunsignalling 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Dad comes out with a typically Suffolk nugget of wisdom when new dietary advice is proffered. "Living's bad for you boy." C6T. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Dunsignalling said: I interpreted that as a statement that the stuff is made from recycled men and women in equal measures..... John It's from the film Soylent Green with Charlton Heston set in the far future (at the time) of 2022. SPOILER ALERT. People think they are eating a mixture of soy and lentils, but it's not.... Jason 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 1, 2019 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 1, 2019 2 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: Only one egg?? Four or more for me; henfruit is the best part of breakfast! In fact eggs contain all the nutrients you require and in the right proportions. I keep hard boiled eggs in their shells in the fridge for snacks. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 1, 2019 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 1, 2019 2 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: In my yard, he (she?) shows up occasionally, sometimes with a friend: Most definitely male. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted October 1, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 1, 2019 48 minutes ago, Classsix T said: Dad comes out with a typically Suffolk nugget of wisdom when new dietary advice is proffered. "Living's bad for you boy." C6T. Best take on this sort of thing I ever heard was, "If you give up everything that's supposed to be bad for you, you may or may not live longer, but it will sure as hell feel like it". John 3 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted October 1, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 1, 2019 52 minutes ago, Classsix T said: Dad comes out with a typically Suffolk nugget of wisdom when new dietary advice is proffered. "Living's bad for you boy." C6T. True. It's the one thing that's guaranteed to be fatal in 100% of cases. John 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: In fact eggs contain all the nutrients you require and in the right proportions. I keep hard boiled eggs in their shells in the fridge for snacks. Is it still a thing that bread and bananas will give a human everything one needs in terms of a sustenance diet? ie potassium and all the other stuff, enough to live on basically? C6T. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dunsignalling said: True. It's the one thing that's guaranteed to be fatal in 100% of cases. John Not many dead folk in the doctor's waiting room John, that's for sure. Were there to be, I'd recommend a change of GP. Pronto. C6T. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Dunsignalling said: I interpreted that as a statement that the stuff is made from recycled men and women in equal measures..... John Given the accepted gender spread, yes it is! I'm guessing this dystopian nightmare film passed John by, but I have to fess up that I don't think I've ever actually seen it either, though it's kernel plot is familiar to me. Similar was suggested in Logan's Run, but I'm unsure if Logan and Ms. Agutter's run-in with the bonkers 'bot Box gained as much traction as was blatantly core to Soylent Green. C6T. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted October 1, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 1, 2019 The Spanish version of a healthy breakfast. I usually have mine as part of a balanced diet,,,,,,,,one in each hand! Mike. 7 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcy Mane Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 I assume yours is the big plate. Now what was that you were saying about HP with sausages! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted October 1, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 1, 2019 Just now, Porcy Mane said: I assume yours is the big plate. Now what was that you were saying about HP with sausages! Only because I didn't have my bottle of Hendos with me. I suffered it! Mike. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcy Mane Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Only because I didn't have my bottle of Hendos with me. The world of sausage condiments will never see you in the same light. A sausage two timer, that's what you are. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Brown sauce - My favourite WAS Beetop - but I've never seen it for years. Currently I like Asda's own brand brown sauce. Sainsburys own sauce was OK till a couple of years ago, it's now very vinegary and runny. HP / Daddies / Heinz etc I've never really liked. Each to their own though. Bacon (fried breakfast) for me just on Saturday & Sunday "brunches" these days - not a lot either. - Usually porridge Mon to Friday. I had a quad heart by pass in 2011 caused mainly by many years of wrong diet (pie / fish & chips etc for weeks on end on standby duties etc). . I've cut down greatly (but not completely) on the so called "bad stuff". One pie per week also these days, An occasional rare treat is a jaunt to the chippie . I rarely use emojis = except where food is concerned !! Brit15 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 I went to a rock music festival in Germany and one of the lads in our group took a squeezy bottle of HP sauce with him for the sausages. Jason 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 (edited) Y'know the Danny Baker conundrum right? Red sauce/brown sauce/no sauce. It was never asked, are the sausages hot or cold? Hot sausages, red sauce. Cold sausages, no sauce. Obvs. C6T. Edited October 2, 2019 by Classsix T 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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