RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 5, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5, 2018 Tracking update . . From our amazing real time tracking! IMG_6741.JPG They both agree it's left Greece on Tuesday IMG_6739.PNG IMG_6740.PNG Well yes you certainly have! IMG_6746.PNG Where's the bit with the outline of a carrot and two sprouts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 Where's the bit with the outline of a carrot and two sprouts? If I could get hold of whoever in DHL thinks this is an acceptable system it wouldn't be an outline of a carrot! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted August 5, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5, 2018 (edited) If I could get hold of whoever in DHL thinks this is an acceptable system it wouldn't be an outline of a carrot! But a carrot may be useful in putting one's point across...…… (That isn't mud on the carrot.....) Edited August 5, 2018 by newbryford Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 That's why I'd use a real carrot and not an outline Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alastairq Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 It would be really really nice if this entire thread could be copied in to DHL's CEO? With a suggestion that he/she finds out who, amongst his several employees, is busy bringing DHL's name into disrepute? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted August 5, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 Never mind a carrot, I'd use a cactus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alastairq Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 That's why I'd use a real carrot and not an outline Aaaaahh! But, would you peel it first? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 Aaaaahh! But, would you peel it first? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alastairq Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I have suggested elsewhere, that the next name for a newly discovered black hole, should be 'Parcelforce?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 5, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5, 2018 Methinks you are not happy with Drivel Hurled Laughably... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 They are rapidly heading into the territory where even cake isn't going to be enough to say sorry . . . and boy do I like cake! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbishop Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Paul, Meanwhile, it took them 24 hours to get my BR 38 from Germany to London! Bill Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 Paul, Meanwhile, it took them 24 hours to get my BR 38 from Germany to London! Bill You can go off some people Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 5, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5, 2018 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... "The cake is a lie." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... "The cake is a lie." I don't care if it lies, I just eat it! I'm certainly not going to entrust important things like cake to this bunch! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zomboid Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 (edited) The package which DHL and Parcelforce are doing so well with probably contains some of Glados' cake. Edited August 5, 2018 by Zomboid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Metr0Land Posted August 5, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 Apparently DHL have got the contract to carry the box containing Schroedinger's cat. I wonder if that will end in tears? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 (edited) Ah but that's cake, what I like is CAKE! None of this pretentious Carrot or Kendal Mint stuff, proper CAKE. Anyway stop trying to make me hungry or I'll eat ALL the cake! Edited August 5, 2018 by PaulRhB Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 probably contains some of Glados' cake. Anyway if it's proper cake it's schwarzwälder kirschtorte not Gladys' cake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 Apparently DHL have got the contract to carry the box containing Schroedinger's cat. I wonder if that will end in tears? The rate they are going it will be a much bigger and angrier cat than Schroedinger's that I send them in return! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 5, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5, 2018 GlaDOS, not Gladys... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 It would be really really nice if this entire thread could be copied in to DHL's CEO? With a suggestion that he/she finds out who, amongst his several employees, is busy bringing DHL's name into disrepute? They'll probably get promoted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 GlaDOS, not Gladys... It wasn't an autocorrect I don't care it they're Welsh, Klingon or whatever, PROPER Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte comes from Germany. 'Virtual' cake isn't any use to anyone! Let's not get distracted from the Donkey Handling Lackwits! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 6, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 6, 2018 ...Let's not get distracted from the Donkey Handling Lackwits! D*mn, thought I'd got away with it for a moment... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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