Horsetan Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 ….I’m guessing that your parcel didn’t contain any excellence … Not after the courier ate the contents: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 3, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 3, 2018 Probably melted while in Greece . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Probably melted while in Greece . . What was it they said? Beware Greeks bearing gifts.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted August 3, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 3, 2018 Isn't this how things are exported from Germany to the UK: Keith 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 3, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 3, 2018 Isn't this how things are exported from Germany to the UK: V2.jpg Keith Well whether it is smashed into the ground as fast as a V2 by parcelfarce remains to be seen, but didn't they make the journey in a few minutes, not weeks? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Isn't this how things are exported from Germany to the UK: V2.jpg Keith Well whether it is smashed into the ground as fast as a V2 by parcelfarce remains to be seen, but didn't they make the journey in a few minutes, not weeks? Have they not yet upgraded to V2.1 ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted August 3, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 3, 2018 (edited) Have they not yet upgraded to V2.1 ? Yes they went straight to V3: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-3_cannon The idea was the parcel would be fired straight across the channel, saving on transport costs The big flaw was that Parcel Force hadn't developed a reliable way of catching them, ending up with lots of dropped parcels Keith Edited August 3, 2018 by melmerby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 3, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 3, 2018 'express' ɪkˈsprɛs,ɛkˈsprɛs/Submit adjective adjective: express denoting a service in which letters or packages are delivered by a special service to ensure speed or security. "an express letter" synonyms: rapid, swift, fast, quick, speedy, high-speed, brisk, flying, prompt, expeditious; More non-stop, direct, uninterrupted, undeviating, unswerving; informalnippy "an express bus" You gotta laugh 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted August 3, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 3, 2018 IMG_6679.JPG IMG_6669.JPG 'express' ɪkˈsprɛs,ɛkˈsprɛs/Submit adjective adjective: express denoting a service in which letters or packages are delivered by a special service to ensure speed or security. "an express letter" synonyms: rapid, swift, fast, quick, speedy, high-speed, brisk, flying, prompt, expeditious; More non-stop, direct, uninterrupted, undeviating, unswerving; informalnippy "an express bus" You gotta laugh It could also be a verb. DHL express (something) e.g. Disdain, indifference, contempt, derision. Keith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 4, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4, 2018 IMG_6679.JPG IMG_6669.JPG 'express' ɪkˈsprɛs,ɛkˈsprɛs/Submit adjective adjective: express denoting a service in which letters or packages are delivered by a special service to ensure speed or security. "an express letter" synonyms: rapid, swift, fast, quick, speedy, high-speed, brisk, flying, prompt, expeditious; More non-stop, direct, uninterrupted, undeviating, unswerving; informalnippy "an express bus" You gotta laugh "informalnippy"...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 ...You gotta laugh We certainly have been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 4, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 4, 2018 Parcel? No no I'm the Viking Donkey here to recreate the Lindisfarne raids during the school hols. I did see the DHL Donkey heading south west in a pedalo about two days ago though . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Parcel? No no I'm the Viking Donkey here to recreate the Lindisfarne raids during the school hols. I did see the DHL Donkey heading south west in a pedalo about two days ago though . . IMG_6694.JPG Life Of Why? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 4, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 4, 2018 DHL Inspired by Tom Rush's song 'If I had a Boat' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 4, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 4, 2018 From the DHL website "Optional Services – Extend Your Shipping Choices DHL offers a wide range of Optional Services - from non-standard deliveries . . . " Well looks like it's an actual option then! Crack courier team waiting for the pedalo to land . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 God Almighty, this makes my car battery delivery look quick! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted August 4, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4, 2018 (edited) Crack courier team waiting for the pedalo to land . . The donkey with the blue bags is a Hermes infiltrator. Edited August 4, 2018 by Kylestrome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 4, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 4, 2018 (edited) Contacted Parcelforce to ask why their site also shows it left Germany on Tuesday but hasn't arrived in the UK by now, they are sending someone out to look for the donkey . . Edited August 4, 2018 by PaulRhB 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian Smeeton Posted August 4, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 4, 2018 Is it nearly there yet? Regards Ian Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterfgf Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I thought it was Damaged, Hidden, Lost. Drop it, Hide it, Lose it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I thought it was Damaged, Hidden, Lost. nah its known in the trade as Drop it Hide it Lose it .along with United Parcel Smashers ,Damaged Parcels Daily ,Herpes & Whistle for it . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 5, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5, 2018 nah its known in the trade as Drop it Hide it Lose it .along with United Parcel Smashers ,Damaged Parcels Daily ,Herpes & Whistle for it . Don't forget Parcelfarce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted August 5, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 5, 2018 Donkey Haphazard Logistics Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted August 5, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 5, 2018 Is it nearly there yet? Regards Ian Tracking update . . From our amazing real time tracking! They both agree it's left Greece on Tuesday Well yes you certainly have! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 LMAO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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