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Saw Doddy live, twice: first time in Birmingham; second time, whilst on holiday in N.Wales in the 70's, at a cinema in Caernarfon, which doubled as a theatre. The show started at 7.30pm and should have finished 3 hours later. At 11.30pm the band walked out and Doddy finally wrapped it up at 12.05am. I've never laughed so much in all my life.

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Saw Doddy live, twice: first time in Birmingham; second time, whilst on holiday in N.Wales in the 70's, at a cinema in Caernarfon, which doubled as a theatre. The show started at 7.30pm and should have finished 3 hours later. At 11.30pm the band walked out and Doddy finally wrapped it up at 12.05am. I've never laughed so much in all my life.

I used to live in High Wycombe where The Swan always had a varied programme through the year.

 

I know a couple of the ladies who were part-time usherettes (presumably paid per-evening) wouldn't do Doddy - not because they didn't like him but simply he gave peope their money's worth and went on and on and on, and they couldn't rely on what time they'd get home.

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A taxi driver phoned into BBC Radio Merseyside this morning.  He said he driven Doddy home after one of his shows in the early hours of the morning to Knotty Ash.  Doddy gave him the £5.50 for the £5.50 fare and having got out of the taxi, Doddy leant into the taxi and put something in the driver's shirt pocket saying 'Have a drink on me!'   

 

As Doddy walked up his path the driver went into his pocket and took out ---- a tea bag! 

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Never found him to be in the least bit funny tbh. :scratchhead:

 

That said he seemed popular, so I can see why people are commenting on his passing.

My wife is the same with tommy cooper, doesn’t find him funny at all, I’ve only got to see him and I’m cracking up!

 

Despite doddy being from a very different generation to me I found him funny in a ‘silly’ way, my first real experience of him was the original ‘audience with’ in the early 90s which just made me laugh start to finish, no swearing, no shock factor just good old what I would call ‘end of the pier’ daft humour just a bit of inuendo here and there

 

I love seeing old footage of him from the 1970’s with what I would call a gossip of ‘kitty and ada’s’ in the audience all wearing similar horn rimmed glasses and cake hats who would appear to give a unified ‘whoooo’ at the mention of anything remotely ‘sexual’

 

Was watching footage of him with the Beatles on YouTube earlier, fascinating to watch and even now still quite funny, even the Beatles humours shines through as they take the mick out of ringo mainly!

 

I also found it lovely earlier that his wife paid tribute to him from outside the house he was born and raised in and where he lived all his life!

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Legend

Unique

 

Often misused, but not in this case.

 

And an entertainer in the public eye who reached 90 without any sense of impropriety or scandal about him - even his little run-in with HMRC didn't

involve £M's in off-shore tax havens; just under his bed.....

 

His death was the lead on Radio 4's "Today" programme. That made me smile; not his death, but that it kept off greasy politicians from the top spot.

 

RIP Sir Ken

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Saw him at Middlesbrough town hall many years ago and yes, he did ask the audience if they had brought a pillow and a flask and yes, he did go on till gone midnight...

 

My dad was telling me tonight about when he almost bumped into him, it was in the main street in Scarborough in the mid 60s, there was this mass of hair running down the street weaving in and out of everyone, presumably he was late for a matinee performance at the Futurist theatre.

 

RIP Doddy.

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He could tell jokes without using bad language.

And that is nothing to be sniffed at IMO. I'm no stranger to bad language and have used enough choice words myself, I also like plenty of comedians who swear a lot (I love Bill Hicks) but I listen to a lot of comedy (and indeed drama) and can't help wondering how much of the swearing is there for a cheap joke or shock to compensate for an absence of ideas.

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Unashamedly lifted from the BBC website:

 

Doddy's top 10.

 

1. "My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said, 'Is this a joke?'"

2. "I love my girlfriend, my girlfriend loves me. She loves my hair, she loves my eyes, she loves my teeth. She loves my teeth because I'm the only person that can peel an orange through a tennis racket."

3. "I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her."

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4. "My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night, saying: 'Well, that taught me a lesson.'"

5. "The man who invented cats' eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener."

6. On his famous tax fraud trial: "I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."

7. On his marathon live shows: "You think you can get away, but you can't. I'll follow you home and I'll shout jokes through your letterbox."

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8. "Do I believe in safe sex? Of course I do. I have a handrail around the bed."

9. "I'm a sex symbol - I am a sex symbol for women who don't care."

10. "I do all the exercises every morning in front of the television - up, down, up, down, up, down. Then the other eyelid."

11. "I did 25 minutes running on the spot this morning - I had my braces caught in the banister."

12. At the Royal Variety Performance: "This audience tonight represents the creme de la creme. That's French for evaporated milk."

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13. On approaching his 80th birthday: "Age doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

14. "Did any of us in our wildest dreams ever think we'd live long enough to see the end of the DFS sale?"

15. "I wanted to take the dog to obedience class but it wouldn't go."

16. "Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn's cocktail party? He pulled a mussel."

17. "So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn't make the sound of a coconut."

 

RIP Ken.

 

Mick

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"The man who invented cats' eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener."

 

Repeated this one to the Boss (at work, that is).  We cracked up.

edit:  The Boss then had an image of said Cat stood bolt upright, tail held vertically upwards, pencil twiddled.... 

I then had an image of a Cat going cross-eyed whilst gripping the carpet for dear life with his claws during the "sharpening" exercise.

Which in turn moved on to telling the Boss that it would be a sure-fire way of stopping people from chewing pencils.

That was it - I finally managed to tip him over the edge.  Not much work done after that thought.

 

I must do something about my sick and twisted imagination, I really must.

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"The man who invented cats' eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener."

 

Repeated this one to the Boss (at work, that is).  We cracked up.

I then had an image of a Cat going cross-eyed whilst gripping the carpet for dear life with his claws during the "sharpening" exercise.

Which in turn moved on to telling the Boss that it would be a sure-fire way of stopping people from chewing pencils.

 

 

 I always chew the blunt end......

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Thinking of Ken Dodd has made me nostalgic for the concept of comedy as being nothing more than to make people laugh and be happy, not ramming a world view down our throats.

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